JohnnyUtah's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman: Arkham Shitty]

test review!

IaMI2002 responds:

Test response!

[Sailorman the Squeakquel]

it fills me heart with joy

i don't know why, but yes

[SS13_1 - Crystals]

UGH

Jordan, this is "PSEUDOSCIENCE". There's zero evidence to back up any of these batshit claims of yours. Zero. Magnets and crystals have perhaps the same healing abilities as other placebo like sugar pills. aka it's all in the persons head - and there's actual scientific evidence backing that of all things.

I know it's very appealing to people to hear fantastical stories about magical crystals and other plotlines from bad animes and think they're in on something cool nobody else knows about but we're not in the middle ages now. We now live in an age where it's important to support what we can see through the scientific method and not superstitious nonsense, just because it sounds COOL.

Come back to reality Jordan.

p.s. I hate just dropping zeros but I can't support made up ridiculousness like this in any way shape or form.

RiverJordan responds:

That's cool, you're allowed to believe whatever you want! You're a sovereign being! But guess what, i am too! And this is my research and understanding about my thoughts on the universe, and i'm going to keep talking about it ^_^

[The Obnoxious Orange]

here's a 10

now suck my ****

p.s that really is some nice lip synch.

psychicpebbles responds:

i'll suck you hard jeff you fuckin slut whore

p.s. thanks but i'm still suckin you, you slut whore

[Nyan Caxx]

awesome but

what is a nyan cat?

redminus responds:

Thanks, and I seriously haven't figured that out either. No really

[Milk of the Manwhore]

i could

watch the adventures of fernando forever. forever and ever.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it!

[Bronies]

good

now rob can run a script to auto-delete every account that has a review starting with "brony here..."

Spazkid responds:

could you do the same for the youtube video?

[Great Destiny Man 2]

spleens

i wish i was an 11 year old girl and you were justin bieber

Sexual-Lobster responds:

never say never, johnny, never say never.

[Poontah!]

hmmmm

that's some pretty great animation and I was about to give you a 10, but that review below me sort of called you out...

this is the second time in a month or so that there's been a great animation on ng that seems HEAVILY inspired by something else and the author feels like he has no need to mention that.

again, amazing art/animation but try to be upfront next time.

Zeurel responds:

Alas the interent is a big place and not everything has been seen by everybody.