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Total Medals Earned: 359 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,660 Points

Sally's Cats

Flame On Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
Tutorialized 5 Points Beat the tutorial levels.
No Borders 10 Points Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader 25 Points Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac 50 Points Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/27/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power Unlocked 12/27/09
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Oh Fudge Unlocked 12/27/09
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow Unlocked 12/27/09
25 Points
Beat Level 3
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/495 points)

Seedling

The Quest Unlocked 7/12/12
5 Points
speak to the Oracle.
Fall of the Shieldspire Unlocked 7/12/12
10 Points
defeat the first boss.
Fall of Time 10 Points defeat the second boss
Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points defeat the fourth boss.
Fall of the Totem 25 Points defeat the third boss.
Health 25 Points obtain a health pickup.
Mower 25 Points cut 10,000 blades of grass.
Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points defeat the sixth boss.
Fall of the Lights 50 Points defeat the fifth boss.
Fall of the Owl 50 Points defeat the seventh boss.
Lighting the Path Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Enchantments Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sardol Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bloodless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bloody Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)

Solipskier

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness Unlocked 9/28/10
10 Points
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! Unlocked 9/28/10
10 Points
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Wicked Tricks Unlocked 9/28/10
10 Points
Achieve a 50x multi.
Nice Jump 5 Points Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Awesome Combo! 25 Points Achieve 100x multi.
Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Sick Air! 25 Points Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points
Complete the second chapter.
Architect Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points
Complete the third chapter.
Gishy Unlocked 5/5/09
25 Points
Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist Unlocked 5/6/09
100 Points
Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

St. Pattack

The Special Day Unlocked 3/17/10
10 Points
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Juggling 10 Points What an entertaining pastime!
Good Shepherd 25 Points Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Life Saver 25 Points Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
Master 50 Points No one can stop you!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 5/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Domestic Violence Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners Unlocked 5/18/09
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/18/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter Unlocked 5/18/09
100 Points
Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Super Gonad Smasher

Impotent Unlocked 1/18/16
5 Points
Lose all your lives
Castrator Evader 10 Points Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
De-venomed 10 Points Get spiked
Sea-man 10 Points Defeat Vasekto's first form
Search and Destroy 25 Points Blow up all roaming bots
Sperminator 25 Points Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Seed Savior 50 Points Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Baller 100 Points Beat the game without getting hit
Penile Pacifist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Abstinence Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/310 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/6/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)