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RiverJordan responds:

You're a big silly :P

is it funny yes it is!

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ZenithQuinn responds:

:O thank you mr.utah!!!

i give the movie a 1 out of 5...

goldfish's rage is a 5 out of 5....

i guess that evens out to a 2.5

PsychoGoldfish responds:

It averages to 3/5 stupid... stick to your doodles and leave the math to the pros.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

OK COOL REVIEWS ARE WORKING AGAIN THIS SITE ISN'T BROKE AS A ***** IN A ***** COOL!

P.S. 5 STARS SORRY FOR THE YOU KNOW WHAT

glasscake responds:

No problem-o babes

TEST TEST TEST

5 STARS

SORRY

LazyMuffin responds:

TEST TEST OKAY I THINK ITS OKAY THANKS

test review!

IaMI2002 responds:

Test response!

it fills me heart with joy

i don't know why, but yes

UGH

Jordan, this is "PSEUDOSCIENCE". There's zero evidence to back up any of these batshit claims of yours. Zero. Magnets and crystals have perhaps the same healing abilities as other placebo like sugar pills. aka it's all in the persons head - and there's actual scientific evidence backing that of all things.

I know it's very appealing to people to hear fantastical stories about magical crystals and other plotlines from bad animes and think they're in on something cool nobody else knows about but we're not in the middle ages now. We now live in an age where it's important to support what we can see through the scientific method and not superstitious nonsense, just because it sounds COOL.

Come back to reality Jordan.

p.s. I hate just dropping zeros but I can't support made up ridiculousness like this in any way shape or form.

RiverJordan responds:

That's cool, you're allowed to believe whatever you want! You're a sovereign being! But guess what, i am too! And this is my research and understanding about my thoughts on the universe, and i'm going to keep talking about it ^_^

here's a 10

now suck my ****

p.s that really is some nice lip synch.

psychicpebbles responds:

i'll suck you hard jeff you fuckin slut whore

p.s. thanks but i'm still suckin you, you slut whore

awesome but

what is a nyan cat?

redminus responds:

Thanks, and I seriously haven't figured that out either. No really

what

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