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Entry #23
Has anybody else checked out this movie yet?
I ON DEMAND'ED it (for 4.99 RIP OFF) and I'm on the fence about it. Sure a warner bros. cartoon that opens with an artist blowing his brains out can't be that bad right?
It's based on an alternate take on how the JUSTICE LEAGUE orignally formed back in the 60s. Apparently, there's a lifeform that's named itself "the center" that's been here on earth for a millenia and is supremely irritated with the recent evolution of human beings.
Anyways, I hear the graphic novel was highly praised but this entire movie seems rushed just to fit in every character and make sure they get in their sweet little speech about humans working together and not fighting anymore.
Notable mentions:
The "villain" looks like Jurassic Park with tentacles. Don't make me elaborate - that's a perfect description already.
Superman is still a huge niave pussy
Batman looked ridiculous in the 1960s
The Flash is the fasted dickhole on the planet, but has major self confidence issues.
Martian Manhunter's "human form" looks even more ridiculous than batman.
Aquaman has terrible taste in undersea vehicles
Green Lantern is a womanizing jock with a really close male buddy - they're winking at each other the entire god damn movie.
Wonder Woman is a HUGE "C"

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