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JohnnyUtah

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Philly
Job: NG artist

I have to go return some videotapes.

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JohnnyUtah

fan art scares me.

Posted by JohnnyUtah Feb. 7, 2008 @ 3:33 PM EST

I did a search for "tankmen" and "tank men" on deviantart..having no idea what to expect.

Low and behold I was met with feelings of morbid curiosity and terror. I'd say the best one was THIS.

and I know some of you have drawn tankmen fighting dick monsters and all that jazz (and believe me you make me proud), but for SOME REASON a tankman on a horse..WITH A SWORD, acting all chivalrous and valiant just freaks me out more.

I DONT KNOW WHY.

(not to mention the creepy pursed lips on that horse)

Tankman_1_by_und3rworld.jpg

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109 Comments

Feb. 7, 2008 | 3:37 PM spamup99 says:

hey, at least you have fans jeff!

Feb. 7, 2008 | 3:39 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

fans that like drawing horses


Feb. 7, 2008 | 3:45 PM KupaMan says:

Holy crap, that horse-face rules. I imagine it speaks.

Feb. 7, 2008 | 4:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

"where's my teeth"


Feb. 7, 2008 | 4:05 PM yoshi77777 says:

Thats funny. Jeez the peeps at DeviantArt....

Feb. 7, 2008 | 4:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

they really are a bunch of creeps haha


Feb. 7, 2008 | 4:17 PM Vndgl says:

At least there's none of that drawn porn for Tankmen,
...I hope.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 4:29 PM blindsniper says:

Go break all there dream... NOW


Feb. 7, 2008 | 4:34 PM mongoid says:

You know, seeing that image carved out of marble and set atop a fountain would really add a nice landmark to Newground's headquarters in Philly. Finding it on google's satellite maps? Priceless...

Poor horse must have diabetes. His front feet are swelling.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 5:00 PM dante224 says:

its not right!!!! ITS JUST NOT NATURAL!

why did they disrespect the tank!?

seriously.... it doesnt look right


Feb. 7, 2008 | 5:04 PM AMP-d says:

Dude, that one you linked to is by the guy who does VG Cats. That's something you want to be proud of.

Now the horse is too many colors. BLACK + WHITE, PEOPLE!

Feb. 7, 2008 | 5:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

yeah, he's good


Feb. 7, 2008 | 5:11 PM voidshatter says:

oh for the love of!!


Feb. 7, 2008 | 5:41 PM Wiiporter says:

I am a fan, but I do not enjoy drawing horses. Fucking pain in the ass legs....


Feb. 7, 2008 | 5:42 PM Kangman says:

You have that kind of fetish?


Feb. 7, 2008 | 6:32 PM ShadowWest2k7 says:

Tankmen + horses = fail


Feb. 7, 2008 | 6:36 PM SaltshakerClock says:

That's a nice drawing, but, Horses? that would be extremely creepy for me to see a character of mine riding a horse with a sword and a smile on his face.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 7:33 PM Sirkowski says:

In before Tankmen horse sex.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 7:36 PM Matt-Frozenfire says:

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/974725/

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1435195 /

Theres a few Flashes by me and wonchop as well on SA when you search it.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 7:46 PM Scarab says:

I think the horse actually looks quite good... only with Tankman? The glove just doesn't fit there! It reminds me Legend of Zelda if anything actually...

Also, do I spy an American Psycho reference on this page? Probably been there for ages, but it made me smile :)


Feb. 7, 2008 | 8:08 PM nyquilpills says:

damn, i was expecting there to be freaky tankmen pairings

SteveXSkittles OTP 4EVR


Feb. 7, 2008 | 9:01 PM julienx says:

lol you can think too hard about that pic


Feb. 7, 2008 | 9:05 PM PinballWizard976 says:

That looks pretty awesome if you ask me.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 9:53 PM 1337leader says:

That is scary...


Feb. 7, 2008 | 10:05 PM ghthhgfhg says:

Wow


Feb. 7, 2008 | 10:22 PM SHIT-TANK says:

I'm sure you probably figured this out by now but VGscott is actually the guy who makes VGcomics.

www.vgcats.com

Feb. 7, 2008 | 10:44 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

yeah..i should have mentioned it


Feb. 7, 2008 | 10:26 PM bobmoo says:

I LOVE IT <3


Feb. 7, 2008 | 10:32 PM Healthy says:

69 :3


Feb. 7, 2008 | 11:33 PM ErkMedia says:

that picture should be the newgrounds symbol just for a day, its hilarious.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 11:42 PM Nuttro says:

how did cock joke come about?


Feb. 8, 2008 | 12:17 AM Nuke15 says:

Ha ha, I doodle tankmen sometimes.

I'm surprised you didn't see Scott's earlier. I think his style worked really well with that particular piece . For shits and mostly giggles you should draw one of his various characters with your shiny new tablet.

Feb. 8, 2008 | 8:50 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

maybe i will...

also, nobody ever tells me about any of this shit


Feb. 8, 2008 | 1:02 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

place the dick on the bottom of the horse istead of on top! XD


Feb. 8, 2008 | 1:04 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

tank man in ASLAV!


Feb. 8, 2008 | 3:36 AM Mechabloby says:

I have Tom Youel's MSN. Next time he's online, I'll tell him about this blog post. ;P

He's got an NG account if you're curious. It's 'VictoryGin'. ;)

Feb. 8, 2008 | 8:50 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

tell him i love his horse


Feb. 8, 2008 | 6:23 AM Afro-Ninja says:

Horses and Swords = metal
Horse needing dentures = not metal

Feb. 8, 2008 | 11:36 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

well said


Feb. 8, 2008 | 6:35 AM Murphinator says:

you know... a tankman on a horse is almost more homosexual than one fighting a dick.


Feb. 8, 2008 | 6:52 AM mrpie74 says:

whoa... he has legs... that are long!


Feb. 8, 2008 | 8:27 AM Sonni says:

Now if he holds a rifle and it's a cyborg horse, that would be another story.

Perhaps that would be even more creepy...


Feb. 8, 2008 | 8:55 AM Frogcloset says:

whatever inspired that Tankmen + Horse connection needs to be destroyed with all the fire and evil that the world has to hold.


Feb. 8, 2008 | 9:18 AM Shaun says:

CHHHAARRRGGE!


Feb. 8, 2008 | 10:20 AM ShortStackSutin says:

My fan art trumps all fan art because it is edible and delicious. If only i could get the tankmen cupcake pictures off my phone..


Feb. 8, 2008 | 11:47 AM SupaPeeves says:

So, i herd u liek mudkips


Feb. 8, 2008 | 12:07 PM BlueHippo says:

That horse probably got a hot load in it's mouth :(


Feb. 8, 2008 | 12:22 PM patu1 says:

Freaks me out two...
Why did you do that=] ?


Feb. 8, 2008 | 12:28 PM mystic8ball says:

I'm surprised that you didn't mention that that piece of fan art was drawn by the same guy who draws the comics at VGcats.


Feb. 8, 2008 | 1:49 PM Tiki-Dog says:

LOL any tankmen porn?

(cock jokes :D)


Feb. 8, 2008 | 2:08 PM Victory says:

http://victorygin.newgrounds.com/news /post/13526

I drew the horse's mouth funny? Hmm, never noticed that. :P


Feb. 8, 2008 | 2:17 PM Reyals says:

I can only imagine what sort of mental instability would lead to a picture such as that.


Feb. 8, 2008 | 5:29 PM FlamingHiei says:

I think the horse needs to go see a dentist.


Feb. 8, 2008 | 5:44 PM Metalix says:

Johnny, you're my favorite staff member ever. <3


Feb. 8, 2008 | 7:26 PM Sonucais says:

You even have fan animations.


Feb. 9, 2008 | 12:28 AM The-Red-Jack says:

AAAAHH!!! Somebody cover my eyes! I don't to see those fan-arts anymore!!!


Feb. 9, 2008 | 9:58 AM LtMcMuffin says:

Could have been worse. If you look hard enough, you will probably find a Tankmen being tentacle raped.
Come to think of it.................


Feb. 9, 2008 | 12:14 PM steph2568 says:

heh. there are some creeps at deviant art.
btw, the tail on the horse looks kinda retarded.


Feb. 9, 2008 | 1:56 PM NewgroundsDummie says:

is there gunna b a tankmen6?

Feb. 9, 2008 | 5:32 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

NO.


Feb. 9, 2008 | 4:56 PM John-The-Biter says:

I imagine your annoyed becuase if this was truly yours, it would involve a joke involving the horse's penis.

Feb. 9, 2008 | 5:31 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no thanks buddy


Feb. 9, 2008 | 5:08 PM SBB says:

that's not a tankman with a sword riding a horse

Feb. 9, 2008 | 8:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

YES IT IS


Feb. 9, 2008 | 5:35 PM willobeen says:

Ransoomair BITCH!


Feb. 9, 2008 | 7:34 PM emanhattan says:

AAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GOODDDDD!!!!! ITS HORRIBLE!!!! ITS SO SCARYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

oh--- wait
nah its just the captain on a horse... phew....


Feb. 9, 2008 | 7:36 PM emanhattan says:

whhhaaaaaaat!!!! no tankmen 6????? then there is no reason for me to stay in this site : ()

Feb. 9, 2008 | 8:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

GO BACK TO MEXICO


Feb. 9, 2008 | 8:03 PM Matt-Frozenfire says:

I made a picture for you, I hope it makes you happy because I spent a lot of time on it. :)

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w3 11/Newgroundsbuddy/untitled.jpg

Feb. 9, 2008 | 8:54 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

GET BENT (lol 80s insult)


Feb. 9, 2008 | 9:16 PM SevenSeize says:

It'd be alright it it were a penicorn.


Feb. 10, 2008 | 12:16 AM WritersBlock says:

"Hey, check out my new tank!"
" *sigh* Uhh, Steve... that's not a tank. That's a horse."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"Yep, that's a horse. You can tell by the penis. Tanks don't have penises, Steve..."


Feb. 10, 2008 | 12:18 AM Luis says:

that horse's front leg is so swollen. :(


Feb. 10, 2008 | 1:05 AM fuzzum111 says:

Love the tankman on teh horse. Looks really good if I do say so myself.

If a reply is given plase do so on my userpage.


Feb. 10, 2008 | 12:54 PM Fleek says:

thats a pretty gay horse picture


Feb. 10, 2008 | 2:48 PM Kangman says:

atleast the horse isnt raping the tankman....


Feb. 10, 2008 | 4:51 PM physco-pickle says:

Wow.. I laughed hard at the lips.


Feb. 11, 2008 | 1:50 PM homor says:

we're the kinghts of the round table

we're ready willing and able.


Feb. 11, 2008 | 5:33 PM revilnemesis says:

OK??????????????????


Feb. 11, 2008 | 7:01 PM tankbuster781 says:

Wtf yeah the Tankmen are in war but not in Kings time :P


Feb. 11, 2008 | 7:05 PM tankbuster781 says:

Some people come up with the worst art ideas ever.
Like seriously!!!
Whats next a fucking Tankwomen holding a lasergun in a UFO??? (I know bad example for a bad Idea :P)
Well I didn't see any females in Tankmen at all :P lol


Feb. 12, 2008 | 12:05 AM KingTommy007 says:

lol dick monsters


Feb. 12, 2008 | 8:25 AM ransha says:

this is obviously a hidden cock joke. look at the horses mouth...maybe he molested it...i dunno, i just know theres a cock joke in there somewere...

Feb. 12, 2008 | 1:30 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you might me right


Feb. 12, 2008 | 5:39 PM ERGVOT says:

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssshhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHpaming is an unapreciateded atr


Feb. 12, 2008 | 5:56 PM irrelivent says:

Hey pal, I just made the Cloverfield monster out of forks. Are you challenging me? I still got more plastic utensils...


Feb. 12, 2008 | 9:11 PM Swordwielder says:

Umm, don't know what to say.


Feb. 12, 2008 | 9:22 PM Frolikyn says:

I GOT A TANKFORMER OMFG

http://frolikyn.deviantart.com/art/Ta nkformer-58109805

Feb. 13, 2008 | 9:09 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

OMG WHAT


Feb. 12, 2008 | 10:02 PM Matt-Frozenfire says:

Frolikyn Wins. ;)


Feb. 13, 2008 | 11:36 AM FFSevenRemix says:

LOLOL? Tankmen.... riding horses? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!


Feb. 13, 2008 | 12:27 PM sirtom93 says:

Tankmen 6: tankmen on horses? Its a possibility.

Feb. 14, 2008 | 6:42 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i know right...i feel like adding a horse now


Feb. 13, 2008 | 2:41 PM Firestorm96 says:

i know what you mean 0.0 i hate horses, but now i want to kill them
hey! tankman dude ! kill that freaking horse thingy! its torturing you and its freaking me out!
BTW the horse is pretty fat lol


Feb. 13, 2008 | 5:11 PM killerrob says:

poop on you.


Feb. 13, 2008 | 10:36 PM NickDaPwner says:

u rule

Feb. 14, 2008 | 6:41 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I KNOW


Feb. 14, 2008 | 1:32 PM Aurimuks says:

I think the artist of this tried to remake an lithuanian symbol.. so it's kinda good or smthg... http://www2.omnitel.net/ramunas/Lietu va/lt_emblem_vytis.shtml


Feb. 14, 2008 | 9:47 PM IVC392 says:

What do u want?..
fans like doing stuff such as making movies with their favorite characters in it.
U know... a star wars parody, on horses or in most cases (thats kinda weird)
with gigantincs dicks say ( ..and doing) gay stuff...
U just need to get use to it...


Feb. 14, 2008 | 11:08 PM spite-skater says:

Just imagine the fact there's worse out there.


Feb. 15, 2008 | 4:12 AM ShortMonkey says:

So, medieval tankmen... who cares?


Feb. 16, 2008 | 2:43 PM Masterswordman says:

Yeah, good thing you don't read the comments on those.


Feb. 18, 2008 | 4:04 AM killaboy69 says:

that pic looks like he's about to stab the horse


Feb. 18, 2008 | 4:34 AM thundercum says:

this is an outrage !!!!
Weres that ponies penis?
(in my mouth i wish)


Feb. 18, 2008 | 3:46 PM willobeen says:

MAKE NON-TANK MOVIES PLZ


Feb. 19, 2008 | 1:01 PM tonyradman says:

i think the tankmen series is frikin awsome wass up wiil


Feb. 19, 2008 | 3:45 PM Ledgey says:

http://silverft.deviantart.com/art/Ta nkmen-73553079

...Scary.


Feb. 20, 2008 | 7:40 AM newgrounderron says:

the side of the helmet is....unusually huge....


Feb. 20, 2008 | 12:59 PM DX-weazel says:

Yeah, that is a bit... odd.
If i were you, i'd be glad there wasn't a pregnat tankmen
=)
=l
=(


Feb. 20, 2008 | 8:09 PM hentailover699 says:

AHAHA LOLwtf thats pretty dam weird ......thats something that would scare anyone .


Feb. 20, 2008 | 8:21 PM Cock-Joke says:

What the fuck! his user name is mine... Theft! Theft I say!!
Not my Deviantart thing... CJ =/= <3 for Deviant


Feb. 20, 2008 | 8:23 PM Cock-Joke says:

ah, haha
I see now... he name the picture Cock Joke...
I don't like deviant art...
Just pointing it out ya'know


Feb. 21, 2008 | 6:41 AM pacometaloso says:

Look some time fanart can scery maybe even gay butt just say to your fan "Nice work Butt It,s not realy the tipe or stale".
Any way got 2 go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s.Your quite good at flas moives=)


Feb. 21, 2008 | 7:09 PM Jeff-Studios says:

HORSE COCK?


Feb. 21, 2008 | 9:55 PM Prometheus5 says:

Jesus man. I feel your pain. This is one of the MANY reasons I do not regret not having a devianart. Oh well. YOU ROCK WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO.

"Ah man you made me lose my hard-on... your gonna pay for that"
-Captain


Feb. 22, 2008 | 9:29 AM 8912 says:

are you going to make a onther one.


Feb. 22, 2008 | 7:15 PM mastachief226 says:

lol! that is pretty funny.


Feb. 22, 2008 | 7:52 PM SupaPeeves says:

WHAT IS LOVE?!
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MOAR


Feb. 23, 2008 | 7:35 PM NeonFlame126 says:

It's a good horse, but crappy Tankmen. :\


Feb. 25, 2008 | 2:04 PM CcZero says:

Why... doesn't the horse have a cock?
That's the cockjoke folks, the horse doesn't have a cock!
*giggles*


Feb. 25, 2008 | 4:45 PM Eggys says:

whoever drew that is now famous


Feb. 25, 2008 | 11:47 PM Jayblin says:

Oh Johnny, you get the most interesting fan art(for better or for worse).
Congrats on getting Scott to make an epic cock joke for you. Because honestly, isn't that what we all want in life?

Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:56 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

I...

YES


Feb. 26, 2008 | 3:41 AM HaLFReALman says:

I believe this makes the dick monsters look good, theis is why I don't like horses, seriously, it's creepy. I like making pixel art, not as good as sprites but I do it because it's simple, and MS paint is the closest thing to a Flash designer I have. My profile has a picture of Jim Fisher, a drawing I finished in half an hour, no lie. Hyperlink is my name above (duh).


Mar. 5, 2008 | 4:41 PM RVS says:

We all know you were jacking off to it.


Mar. 9, 2008 | 7:45 AM Mr-Plop says:

that.... i so..... hot


Mar. 10, 2008 | 5:22 PM ZayanuZaroc says:

OMG-WTF!

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