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This guy below you is named John and ever since he was struck by lighting, he denounced his current religion and has been upsetting his friends and family with his "new" beliefs ever since. I have another episode with this guy in the can that should be in the second rotation of bytesize movies.

throw out your opinions IF YOU DARE.

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85 Comments

Jul. 16, 2007 | 9:42 PM JohnnyUtah says:

lol I'm commenting on my own post.

Jul. 16, 2007 | 9:50 PM Ross says:

I made an episode on the can the other day, too. "The Adventures of Softy McSkidmark, episode 37". Oh wait, you said IN the can?

Jul. 16, 2007 | 10:49 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

damn you ross ruining the sanctity of my first post with a turd gag, I shall remember this day.

lol i responded.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 8:12 AM Tim says:

still waiting on that potato salad recipe...

Jul. 17, 2007 | 8:58 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

damn you to hell tim

Jul. 17, 2007 | 8:59 AM bob says:

"in the can?" wtf does that even mean?

Jul. 17, 2007 | 9:11 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

thats its, you're banned.

and dont even look over the cubicle wall, you're dead to me.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 4:56 PM Goonie says:

Thanks for making this site sweet. :)

Jul. 17, 2007 | 5:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i only did my REALLY SMALL part, but thanks sir.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 5:08 PM RupeeClock says:

OPINIONS NYAH OPINIONS NYAH NYAH YEAH

Seriously great job on the artwork, keep it up.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 5:11 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

gracias

Jul. 17, 2007 | 6:20 PM Masquatto says:

That's not Initech! >8(

Jul. 17, 2007 | 7:31 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

Im just a fan :(

Jul. 17, 2007 | 6:41 PM Panther says:

Facial animations on John are priceless, good job

Jul. 17, 2007 | 7:31 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks champ

Jul. 17, 2007 | 7:58 PM Shauna says:

That noise was damn straight aggravating. I couldn't go back to that construction page without gritting my teeth. =/

Double dare.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 8:05 PM cementsocks says:

Maybe you'll respond to my comment!!11!!! LET'S MAKE A COCKFEST :3

But I actually really do respect you and all that. But stamper's cooler. Only a little bit, though.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 8:08 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

agreed

Jul. 17, 2007 | 9:34 PM Archeados says:

how famous is his famous potato salad, good enough for Zues?

Jul. 17, 2007 | 9:35 PM cementsocks says:

Also will you be my friend maybe?

Jul. 17, 2007 | 10:01 PM Mitdylan says:

So,when do you think the next tankmen episode will be made?

Jul. 17, 2007 | 10:35 PM hedshotslg says:

thats my fave bytesize so far.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 10:39 PM TheCriminalDuder says:

No cocks! Their was a priest and everything. Oh the potetiality for cock jokes! T.T
Oh well, lol it still rocks as all your work does.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 10:45 PM Sawke says:

that picture will ahunt my dreams.I hope your happy.

Jul. 17, 2007 | 10:53 PM Girouette says:

I was listening to the tankmen work all day yesterday. Allllll daaaaay.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:09 AM Keizer says:

Johhny Your so fucking badass!

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:44 AM SardonicSamurai says:

I don't know why, but looking at his chin and jaw, and the part below his ear looks like part of a toilet seat.

Also awesome :D

Jul. 18, 2007 | 4:11 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

haha what

Jul. 18, 2007 | 12:19 PM Nopidam says:

John looks hilarious, and I've been waiting for some new tankmen flashes that actually have plots, and not random screenshots peiced toegether.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 2:52 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

working on it...

sort of

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:38 PM Truth says:

7/10

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:57 PM JediKiller1 says:

Johnny I love you. AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Jul. 18, 2007 | 2:25 PM repaermirg says:

You know your the onley one im my favorit flash artist.

Please have my babies.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 2:52 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

only if you're a rich, attractive female with a nice personality and is between the ages of 18-25

Jul. 18, 2007 | 2:40 PM dr3867 says:

Pretty neat. Reminds me of an adult swim animation (:

Jul. 18, 2007 | 3:12 PM TheAbominableMatt says:

The Bytesize animations might be my favourite part of the whole package. There any way to get in on the second or third or whatever round?

Jul. 18, 2007 | 4:11 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ask tom

Jul. 18, 2007 | 4:01 PM Ichimanako says:

Jul. 18, 2007 | 7:41 PM Reaperyami says:

He reminds me of JFK.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:19 PM Akula says:

John...John...John F. Kennedy...John...

Does he talk like Beavis but a bit more intelligent?

Jul. 18, 2007 | 9:48 PM Therman says:

sweet! you rock! >:)

Jul. 18, 2007 | 9:48 PM D-Nightmare says:

Train Trauma, much?.

God, what a handsome mono-brow..

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:13 PM reality-monkey says:

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WORSHIPPING ZUES AND THE GODS OF MOUNT OLYMPISS!!!!!!!!! AND DO NOT QUESTION THE POWER MARK'S POTATO SALAD MAY HOLD!!!!!!!!!! I was struck by lightning as well..............it can change you.......into me...........

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:30 PM Zen-Zinxe says:

Letsee some bite size tankmen! One of my most favorite series. Why not make more? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:08 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ive got one almost done

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:45 PM Zen-Zinxe says:

Fantastic!

I would hail tankmen but currently I am worshipping C&C3

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:20 AM Patdigit says:

Hahaa! Looks promising of another hilarious cartoon.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:05 AM MisterDielectric says:

38 comments and no COCK JOKE.

Nice drawing faggot.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:32 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks champ

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:10 AM ShortMonkey says:

Sweet picture... also, your movies are much better without cocks. XD

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:32 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

the cocks are out of my system for now lolheheh

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:12 AM Wretched-Raygun says:

COCK JOKE

Love the art, but I think he needs to open wider ;)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 8:48 AM TomAzza says:

haha

i love his expression

and btw, i`m guessing you did the artwork for the staff page animation thing right?

Jeff, you are fucking awesome...

street fighter is fucking awesome

now go return some videotapes

Jul. 19, 2007 | 10:31 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks sir, you're correct on all counts.

and yes, it just so happens i must return my videotapes right now.

(sneaks off)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:22 AM Wigzall says:

Im probablly going to ruin your very fine comments page by saying make more gears of whore stuff it amuses my facial features! Nice job on the site i love it best animator ever(my opinion)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:58 AM pezzo says:

eh i loved it, thx for making me laugh once again

Jul. 19, 2007 | 11:13 AM Famas says:

Is there anyway you could involve me in your next flash project?

It'd be my dying wish ( I have a rare case of tetanus in my urethra, which causes me to urinate through my eye sockets while reciting lines from the Tomb Raider movie)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 4:58 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

that sounds horrible

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:35 PM Vallor says:

Heheh I liked this little skit.

It maaaddee meee chuckle.

However, I found it offensive because I worship the great gods on Olympus.

Yoooouuuuu bastard!

No, seriously, I likeded this ;)

Keep it up, Johnny! ("Keep it up"...wtf?)

-Cremlin

Jul. 19, 2007 | 4:57 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks champ

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:54 PM Mogly says:

The Innitech one was the best Johnny

Jul. 19, 2007 | 4:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

interesting, i wasnt sure if anybody would dig that one

Jul. 19, 2007 | 2:53 PM PirateSprite says:

woah thiuspage is a fuckjing sausage fest

Jul. 19, 2007 | 3:09 PM Explosive-Kun says:

The John thing was pretty good. It would be nice to see a full-size animaCOCK JOKEtion. Damnit, so close, too. It would be awesome to see more of this stuff.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 3:41 PM sqrage says:

He looks like someone from a "Male enhancement" commercial.

I loved the welding tankmen. :]

Jul. 19, 2007 | 4:55 PM Bendo says:

Are we allowed to make anymore of those bitsiz movies?

I found it funny, your other one was really funny too. Keep it up.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 4:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

be sure to ask tom

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:05 PM SardonicSamurai says:

I finally got to see the bytesize episode of this guy.

For his voice, did someone else voice him? In almost all of the flashes you make, it's your same voice, lol :3

If you need any help with voicing characters out, I do it a lot in Paltalk... (yes I know omfg lame wtfever) but if you ever need someone voiced, I'd like to give it a shot. :3

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:43 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

im a total control freak...sad but true

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:23 PM Grammer says:

Both are hilarious, but I loved the office setting bytesize better :)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:43 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

interesting...

I guess i wont shelve that guy after all.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 6:12 PM strumpy says:

Ya know, you can't cover up cologne with the stench of failure. Didn't know if you knew that.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 6:48 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

its a sad fact of life

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:30 PM Gage196 says:

This is the best! lmao!! It was so funny when i first seen it and it still is funny! haha lol

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:39 PM Superperpel says:

Cock... Joke.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 10:32 PM Aci6 says:

I filmed your 'little welding tank men' with my camera and am going to upload it on youtube for people to see what it looked like when the redesign was being implemented...

-Aci6

Jul. 19, 2007 | 11:38 PM TelaFerrum says:

I love potato salad! Almost as much as your animations. Maybe more. My animation still isn't done. I need to spend the rest of my life building a time machine, which I will then use to travel into the future to learn their advanced technology, then travel into the past and use the technology to construct a machine which will allow me to blur the border between the real world and the video game world. Using this machine, I will enter the world of Final Fantasy and learn the ways of the blue mages. I will then track you down, and using my blue magic I will obtain your animating ability and finish my Flash animation.

Or maybe I could just put in more effort. But doesn't the first plan sound much simpler?

Jul. 20, 2007 | 3:13 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

....excellent.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 12:47 AM blake1247 says:

nicely done, how can you submit you bitesize animation anyway?

Jul. 20, 2007 | 6:54 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

tom fulp is the man for that question

Jul. 20, 2007 | 3:09 AM Pyrotecniques says:

I love John make many more movies that make small children smile

Jul. 20, 2007 | 3:15 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

ill make the movies, but just dont expect eye contact..i dont want the cops knocking at me door.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 3:54 AM FBIpolux says:

I love your flash on the NG frontpage... Lmao @ the fat guy.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 4:56 AM Bbqbeefburgerman says:

Why is his right eye over his nose? >:(

Jul. 20, 2007 | 5:22 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

because he's a cyclops...or more like a BI-CLOPS

Jul. 20, 2007 | 6:53 AM Sinitron says:

dfgFUCKK

Jul. 20, 2007 | 8:40 AM Negrenade says:

potatoe salad is good enough to change your religion! and i wonder how Mark's tastes like?

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:15 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

its fucking delicious. wait till you see the next one, the potato salad returns.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:00 PM andyman441 says:

john in ur oppinion do u think this flash ur working on wil be a cult favorite just like tankmen?

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:14 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

who knows...probably not, but then again it all hinges on future episodes

Jul. 20, 2007 | 2:48 PM JonBro says:

Heh, I know I was on the edge of my seat with the Tankmen welding animation. That was GREAT! I stared at that for the longest time and even took a screeny of it.
As for the picture of the guy with his mouth wide open, niiice! I laugh at the expression on his face. =)

Jul. 21, 2007 | 1:28 PM Grammer says:

Dude, I honestly can't stop myself from watching your office bytesize over and over again, talking along with the characters. It's viral

"You can't cover up the stench of failure with cologne, Ted

HAHAHHAHA

Well, see you at lunch"

I lol'd

Jul. 25, 2007 | 2:57 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks grammer. ill make a few more with that guy if people like em.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 9:00 PM JJgamer93 says:

I literal LOL'd when I saw that picture, along with making weird grunting noises while I looked at it. God I rarely laugh out loud, you just made my day!

Jul. 24, 2007 | 11:13 PM DarkNeo64 says:

Dude, in all your flashes, the thing that makes the jokes priceless is your voice. It makes me laugh so hard I almost implode(in a good way)!

Can't wait to see your future work.

Jul. 25, 2007 | 2:57 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks cowboy. im glad my voise is good for something....because there's no way in hell i could be a singer.

maybe a game show host if i reallty tried

Jul. 26, 2007 | 11:45 PM DarkNeo64 says:

I know I've commented two days ago, but is this guy still, quote: "Washing up Zeus and the gods of mount Olympus'?

Jul. 29, 2007 | 1:01 PM Alphabet-Soup says:

Tankmen was the best dude and Tankmen 1.5 was an awsome addition to it.
You rock man your my favorite Author,Artist or what ever you call it. keep up the good work.

Jul. 29, 2007 | 1:04 PM Alphabet-Soup says:

yeah the voice is awsome; Tankmen: "Wow im getting a major hardon. That must mean the enemy is near."
the voice made that line 5x as funny.

Jul. 29, 2007 | 1:12 PM Alphabet-Soup says:

im sry for posting three comments in a row but i just went to your website and all your artwork is amazing dude, from the sprites to the berries and creme dude.
omg your good man.

Aug. 14, 2007 | 2:01 PM Demented-baby says:

your cartoon raped and murdered me with glee! i still suck you off 4 evar through internets!

Sep. 6, 2007 | 12:33 PM 55555yuma says:

nice artwork it looks funny

Sep. 26, 2007 | 3:50 PM gummyboi says:

" I NOW WORSHIP ZEUS AND THE GOD OF OLYMPUS!! "
i love that mini cartoon!!! XD

Oct. 4, 2007 | 11:41 PM Xavier-Crivios says:

lololollawllawllwloololLAWl

Oct. 8, 2007 | 6:46 PM Over-Load says:

I NOW WORSHIP ZUESS AND THE GODS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS BITCH.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 3:53 PM Splurda says:

IS MARK BRINGING HIS FAMOUS POTATO SALAD? reminded me of family guy for some reason....

Oct. 29, 2007 | 2:57 PM Wegra says:

Lols

Dec. 29, 2007 | 2:39 PM TheLoneNoob says:

lol this is an awesome one, tankmen goes up along with madness for sheer brilliance.

man tankmen always ends with a punchline. TM1.5 = 'Hey guys! i just heard! im gonna be a da-HURK' 'notany more BITCH'

TM2 = 'what the?' 'you shoulda used the pithagrium theorum, bitch! alallalalalal!' *stabs*

Mar. 21, 2008 | 9:00 AM Jak-Mc123 says:

Cool can't wait to see it just hurry with Tankmen 3!!!!!!!!!

I Want Tankmen 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dying....Need..Tankmen 3.... or i will die of not enough laughter

Apr. 1, 2008 | 8:24 PM m1grand says:

Make sure all your bytesizes are random because RANDOM= EPIC, FUNNY!!!

Apr. 6, 2008 | 4:21 AM Angrylord says:

DO YOU GONNA MAKE MORE TANKMEN MOVIES

Jun. 26, 2008 | 11:31 AM Asutart633 says:

HEY Johnny Utah..... Im a new User but it never told me this when i was signing up...................................
.. HOW DO I GET EXPERIENCE?? Please contact me about this ASAP!

Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:25 AM ubermuffins says:

I lol @ ur whistle status... arent u a mod?

Sep. 16, 2009 | 4:32 AM MysticZen says:

*in a unseductive voice* "You will make more tankmen movies, with double the cock jokes"