lol I'm commenting on my own post.

I made an episode on the can the other day, too. "The Adventures of Softy McSkidmark, episode 37". Oh wait, you said IN the can?

still waiting on that potato salad recipe...

"in the can?" wtf does that even mean?

Thanks for making this site sweet. :)

OPINIONS NYAH OPINIONS NYAH NYAH YEAH

Seriously great job on the artwork, keep it up.

That's not Initech! >8(

Facial animations on John are priceless, good job

That noise was damn straight aggravating. I couldn't go back to that construction page without gritting my teeth. =/

Double dare.

Maybe you'll respond to my comment!!11!!! LET'S MAKE A COCKFEST :3

But I actually really do respect you and all that. But stamper's cooler. Only a little bit, though.

How do you get your lines and outlines so sexy smooth, all I can think of is using the line tool and filling it in. Also, danm, that's a lot of web art, was it all you?

Now Tankmen 3 danmmit!!!

how famous is his famous potato salad, good enough for Zues?

Also will you be my friend maybe?

So,when do you think the next tankmen episode will be made?

thats my fave bytesize so far.

No cocks! Their was a priest and everything. Oh the potetiality for cock jokes! T.T
Oh well, lol it still rocks as all your work does.

that picture will ahunt my dreams.I hope your happy.

I was listening to the tankmen work all day yesterday. Allllll daaaaay.

Johhny Your so fucking badass!

I don't know why, but looking at his chin and jaw, and the part below his ear looks like part of a toilet seat.

Also awesome :D

John looks hilarious, and I've been waiting for some new tankmen flashes that actually have plots, and not random screenshots peiced toegether.

7/10

Johnny I love you. AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

You know your the onley one im my favorit flash artist.



Please have my babies.

Pretty neat. Reminds me of an adult swim animation (:

The Bytesize animations might be my favourite part of the whole package. There any way to get in on the second or third or whatever round?

<cock joke>

Hey Johnny Utah is that your voice your using because theres a person who uses thier voice constantly in your more prestigous flashes also can you get your ass up and start another TANKMAN?

He reminds me of JFK.

John...John...John F. Kennedy...John...

Does he talk like Beavis but a bit more intelligent?

sweet! you rock! >:)

Train Trauma, much?.

God, what a handsome mono-brow..

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WORSHIPPING ZUES AND THE GODS OF MOUNT OLYMPISS!!!!!!!!! AND DO NOT QUESTION THE POWER MARK'S POTATO SALAD MAY HOLD!!!!!!!!!! I was struck by lightning as well..............it can change you.......into me...........

Letsee some bite size tankmen! One of my most favorite series. Why not make more? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???

ehehehe I knew it! lol I love the sound of your voice as a TANKMAN it hilarious your going on my fave Author list

Fantastic!

I would hail tankmen but currently I am worshipping C&C3

Hahaa! Looks promising of another hilarious cartoon.

38 comments and no COCK JOKE.

Nice drawing faggot.

Sweet picture... also, your movies are much better without cocks. XD

COCK JOKE

Love the art, but I think he needs to open wider ;)

haha

i love his expression

and btw, i`m guessing you did the artwork for the staff page animation thing right?

Jeff, you are fucking awesome...

street fighter is fucking awesome

now go return some videotapes

Im probablly going to ruin your very fine comments page by saying make more gears of whore stuff it amuses my facial features! Nice job on the site i love it best animator ever(my opinion)

eh i loved it, thx for making me laugh once again

Is there anyway you could involve me in your next flash project?

It'd be my dying wish ( I have a rare case of tetanus in my urethra, which causes me to urinate through my eye sockets while reciting lines from the Tomb Raider movie)

Heheh I liked this little skit.

It maaaddee meee chuckle.

However, I found it offensive because I worship the great gods on Olympus.

Yoooouuuuu bastard!

No, seriously, I likeded this ;)

Keep it up, Johnny! ("Keep it up"...wtf?)

-Cremlin

The Innitech one was the best Johnny

woah thiuspage is a fuckjing sausage fest

The John thing was pretty good. It would be nice to see a full-size animaCOCK JOKEtion. Damnit, so close, too. It would be awesome to see more of this stuff.

He looks like someone from a "Male enhancement" commercial.

I loved the welding tankmen. :]

Are we allowed to make anymore of those bitsiz movies?

I found it funny, your other one was really funny too. Keep it up.

I finally got to see the bytesize episode of this guy.

For his voice, did someone else voice him? In almost all of the flashes you make, it's your same voice, lol :3

If you need any help with voicing characters out, I do it a lot in Paltalk... (yes I know omfg lame wtfever) but if you ever need someone voiced, I'd like to give it a shot. :3

Both are hilarious, but I loved the office setting bytesize better :)

Ya know, you can't cover up cologne with the stench of failure. Didn't know if you knew that.

This is the best! lmao!! It was so funny when i first seen it and it still is funny! haha lol

Cock... Joke.

I filmed your 'little welding tank men' with my camera and am going to upload it on youtube for people to see what it looked like when the redesign was being implemented...

-Aci6

I love potato salad! Almost as much as your animations. Maybe more. My animation still isn't done. I need to spend the rest of my life building a time machine, which I will then use to travel into the future to learn their advanced technology, then travel into the past and use the technology to construct a machine which will allow me to blur the border between the real world and the video game world. Using this machine, I will enter the world of Final Fantasy and learn the ways of the blue mages. I will then track you down, and using my blue magic I will obtain your animating ability and finish my Flash animation.

Or maybe I could just put in more effort. But doesn't the first plan sound much simpler?

nicely done, how can you submit you bitesize animation anyway?

I love John make many more movies that make small children smile

I love your flash on the NG frontpage... Lmao @ the fat guy.

Why is his right eye over his nose? >:(

dfgFUCKK

potatoe salad is good enough to change your religion! and i wonder how Mark's tastes like?

john in ur oppinion do u think this flash ur working on wil be a cult favorite just like tankmen?

Heh, I know I was on the edge of my seat with the Tankmen welding animation. That was GREAT! I stared at that for the longest time and even took a screeny of it.
As for the picture of the guy with his mouth wide open, niiice! I laugh at the expression on his face. =)

Dude, I honestly can't stop myself from watching your office bytesize over and over again, talking along with the characters. It's viral

"You can't cover up the stench of failure with cologne, Ted

HAHAHHAHA

Well, see you at lunch"

I lol'd

I literal LOL'd when I saw that picture, along with making weird grunting noises while I looked at it. God I rarely laugh out loud, you just made my day!

Dude, in all your flashes, the thing that makes the jokes priceless is your voice. It makes me laugh so hard I almost implode(in a good way)!

Can't wait to see your future work.

I know I've commented two days ago, but is this guy still, quote: "Washing up Zeus and the gods of mount Olympus'?

Tankmen was the best dude and Tankmen 1.5 was an awsome addition to it.
You rock man your my favorite Author,Artist or what ever you call it. keep up the good work.

yeah the voice is awsome; Tankmen: "Wow im getting a major hardon. That must mean the enemy is near."
the voice made that line 5x as funny.

im sry for posting three comments in a row but i just went to your website and all your artwork is amazing dude, from the sprites to the berries and creme dude.
omg your good man.

so help me god JohnnyUtah if you dont start working on a flash that doesn't invove cock joke I will hunt you down.

your cartoon raped and murdered me with glee! i still suck you off 4 evar through internets!

nice artwork it looks funny

" I NOW WORSHIP ZEUS AND THE GOD OF OLYMPUS!! "
i love that mini cartoon!!! XD

lololollawllawllwloololLAWl

I NOW WORSHIP ZUESS AND THE GODS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS BITCH.

IS MARK BRINGING HIS FAMOUS POTATO SALAD? reminded me of family guy for some reason....

Lols

lol this is an awesome one, tankmen goes up along with madness for sheer brilliance.

man tankmen always ends with a punchline. TM1.5 = 'Hey guys! i just heard! im gonna be a da-HURK' 'notany more BITCH'

TM2 = 'what the?' 'you shoulda used the pithagrium theorum, bitch! alallalalalal!' *stabs*

Cool can't wait to see it just hurry with Tankmen 3!!!!!!!!!

I Want Tankmen 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dying....Need..Tankmen 3.... or i will die of not enough laughter

Make sure all your bytesizes are random because RANDOM= EPIC, FUNNY!!!

DO YOU GONNA MAKE MORE TANKMEN MOVIES

I Now Worship Zeus And The Gods of Mount Olympus

Is Mark Bringing His Famous Potato Salad

Excellent Than I Shall Be There

HEY Johnny Utah..... Im a new User but it never told me this when i was signing up...................................
.. HOW DO I GET EXPERIENCE?? Please contact me about this ASAP!