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I bought God of War: Betrayal on my cell and it's not bad. It's like a smalll cup of Cherry Garcia at the local Ben and Jerry's that looks pathetic but is somewhat fulfilling :I

Anyways back to saving Sparta lmao.

Updated: 11/11/07 12:02 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Nov. 11, 2007 | 11:04 AM nirvelyar says:

HI JEFF! INTERESTI*FART*NG POST!! YOUR A GREAT ARTIST AND/OR ANIMATOR! BYE!

Nov. 12, 2007 | 12:58 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

later ******!

Nov. 11, 2007 | 11:18 AM Drink-squash says:

wasted first post.
Hi, i like playing Disney's Herbie: FullyLoaded on my GameBoy. lmao. jk
Is God of War good? I mean, igotta try it out sometime. yea...

Nov. 11, 2007 | 12:02 PM NorthChain says:

Finally! Someone else agrees Gamerscore is pointless, half of my friends buy shit games that they dont enjoy JUST for easy points, which itself is pointLESS, Also how (if at all) is Tankmen 3 coming along?

Nov. 11, 2007 | 1:14 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i deleted my rant, why even bother

Nov. 11, 2007 | 1:35 PM DibbityDan says:

If I had a cellular device that wasn't shaped like a dick, i would definitely get that. GoW 2 is my favorite game ever.

Nov. 11, 2007 | 1:47 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I liked the first a bit more..storywise and pacing anyway.

i think two lost focus and the final bosses were kinda..lame. still a great game though.

the most pathetic part was I got all the way to the every end on god mode, but couldn't beat that fucking button tapping minigame with zeus. I wanted to put a bullet in my head after the 40th try.

Updated: Nov. 11, 2007, 1:49 PM

Nov. 11, 2007 | 1:55 PM DibbityDan says:

Yeah the minigame with zeus was a killer. But I kind of liked the second game's environments more. You were never closed in and the camera angles gave you a view of the huge stuff, like the horses. The first one was mostly in that temple, which was pretty rough for me cause I got lost a lot. Plus the colossus of rhodes is pretty epic.

Nov. 11, 2007 | 2:33 PM nuhvok01 says:

Nice background on the computer. I have that game too. Becareful, when I beat it, it erased all the data from my phone. Im just fuckin with ya!

Nov. 11, 2007 | 11:18 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you almost got me there! what

Nov. 11, 2007 | 6:51 PM The-Swain says:

It's so small, I can't even see it in your zoom-in.

Nov. 11, 2007 | 11:21 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

kratos is only 10 pixels high

Nov. 11, 2007 | 9:26 PM TheCriminalDuder says:

God Of War is pretty cool.
Heavenly Sword aka God Of War with tits is pretty sweet too.

Nov. 11, 2007 | 11:18 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

it is, the characters in that are the best. like general flying fox

Nov. 11, 2007 | 10:46 PM RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh says:

Hey Utah I think you should update the secret blogs now

Nov. 11, 2007 | 11:19 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

the first rule of secret blogs, is NOBODY talks about the secret blogs

Nov. 12, 2007 | 10:47 PM Nuke15 says:

I just glued my phone to my PSP. No I have God of war on the back of my phone :P.

Nov. 13, 2007 | 11:44 AM bob says:

hahaha. you bought a phone for the games. does it even make phone calls?

Nov. 13, 2007 | 1:59 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

suck my dick MR I-PHONE.

i bet big steve is sipping a nice glass of 1735 CHARDONNAY with the 600 you wasted on that god damn multimedia device..err phone. you know, the one you cant EVEN UPLOAD YOUR OWN RINGTONES TO.

Nov. 13, 2007 | 12:14 PM Splurda says:

i just thought the other day, talking to you would be really strange, cus ive heard your voice in your movies, would it be like talking to a tankman? LOLUNRELATEDPOST!

Nov. 13, 2007 | 2:00 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

it would be strange, but only because id be rolling my eyes in boredom what

Updated: Nov. 13, 2007, 2:00 PM

Nov. 13, 2007 | 4:52 PM Androu1 says:

Cell games are gay.You can't even see the characters on them...

Nov. 13, 2007 | 6:13 PM TORTO21 says:

Contra 4. Out, today, for the DS. Just thought I remind in case you were into exorbitantly badassmuthafucka gameplay for the whole family.

Nov. 14, 2007 | 3:30 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

i may get that

Nov. 13, 2007 | 11:07 PM senior-twinki says:

any new animations planned?

Nov. 14, 2007 | 5:18 AM shadowslayer15 says:

God Of War is awesome :D

*wants GOW III even though it's only just been announced :P*

Nov. 14, 2007 | 7:54 PM xxDarkheart555xx says:

awesome phone,is that the chocolate??anyways nice animations dude,keep on keeping on!

Nov. 15, 2007 | 2:43 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

it is

Nov. 14, 2007 | 10:45 PM WarlockMonkey12 says:

Cool game. 1 game i liked on the cube and the cell phone was the prince persia games. they were fun on a system. a bit tedious and frusturating at times but pretty good. :D

Nov. 15, 2007 | 3:23 PM bob says:

news flash: they're $400 and you know it.

also: yes, ringtones are customizable.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 9:30 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

hey whoa don't bite my head off

Nov. 15, 2007 | 6:33 PM smicothegreat says:

PMWARD DUDE, KRATOS NEEDS YUR REACTON AND SKILLS TO HELP DESTROY THE GODS AND CRAP, ONWARD DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov. 16, 2007 | 10:12 PM voidshatter says:

..... now i feel like playing god of war 2 again, just to go into the arena of fates.... AND TEAR EVERYONE APART!!!!! *insert evil laugh here*

Nov. 17, 2007 | 12:17 AM Woodstck says:

Cool I want God of War on my phone, it is one of the best PS2 game!!!!

Nov. 17, 2007 | 1:18 AM keatnisher says:

sparta?n questioning life as u thought!

Nov. 17, 2007 | 4:50 PM Onion-fusioN says:

I want a mac too :<

Nov. 18, 2007 | 1:09 AM Seamonky says:

Pretty cool. Hey, at least it's better than a golf game.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 1:35 AM FrozenFire says:

You are my Hero.

Nov. 19, 2007 | 5:17 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you're supposed to say "ILL BE YOUR WINGMAN ANYTIME"

then ILL SAY - "NO! YOU CAN BE MINE!"

Nov. 18, 2007 | 11:22 PM AceAnimation says:

Waitta make me jealous!

Also Bob does NOT hate kittens...
Minorities I can't say the same for.

Nov. 19, 2007 | 5:17 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ok ill make that concession

Nov. 19, 2007 | 8:35 PM Wegra says:

Thats cool yo.

Nov. 20, 2007 | 2:33 PM Zack says:

How are the controls? Do they take some getting used to or are they pretty easy to pick up?

Nov. 21, 2007 | 4:11 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

they're actually terrible

Nov. 20, 2007 | 4:29 PM SSXorcist15 says:

How is Kratos s'posed to fulfill his duties as God of War when he's on a dinky little cell phone? There's much more kick-assery on a true console.

Nov. 21, 2007 | 2:17 AM ShitOnMyShoes says:

Who'd win in a fight? Kratos, Master chief, or King Leonidas>?

Nov. 21, 2007 | 4:11 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i dont know who'd win but MASTER CHIEF would LOSE

Updated: Nov. 21, 2007, 4:11 PM

Nov. 23, 2007 | 11:14 PM Atgod88 says:

What was the ending to the second GoW, i rented it from blockbuster but sum idiot had scratched the disc, so i got it switched, and it was scratched to, so i flipped the place off from the sidewalk for bout an hour.

Nov. 29, 2007 | 7:34 AM HellishShadow666 says:

mario could kick kratos ass!

Nov. 29, 2007 | 4:13 PM Skullkid700 says:

Haha, I got that, and it was fun.....until I realized that I could be playing better games.

LIKE SPACE INVADERS

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:17 PM latin4life says:

do u have a wii?

Dec. 4, 2007 | 11:14 AM ElMicha says:

I've tried that game some months ago.

To short. Only finnished it in an hour or so, and the arena is useless. BTW theres only one boss in the game! Damn bad. could need some more effort in lenghts and stuff.

Also theyve cut out the puzles that u normaly face in other GOW games. Wheres the content of the game? and theres no real ending either. And theres an amazingly easy combo if u wana finnish anything easy. one attack, then wait untill it ends. then one new attack. just doing the first attack without finnishing the combo makes an unstoppable combo!

I've deletted the game now. not good enough IMO.