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Thanks to you all who gave your HELPFUL advice. In all honesty, I'm glad to help you little sons a' bitchs out, but get a little past the "How do i make the flash!??!" stage and I'll be there to hold your hand through it like a sweaty child molestor.

ANYWAYS

A bunch of others are posting news on their games so I'll join in. Mr. Swain and I have been chipping away at this beast for awhile now. We still need to finish some stuff up on it, but it'll be done sooner than later.

It's loosely based on those crazy japanese game shows, and you have to navigate your dipshit character through 31 stages of BRUTALITY to win. There's 5 different themed areas with 6 stages a piece..but that's only 30 stages right? Well you better be good and you'll find out what the last stage holds. Let me just blame swain right now, because I myself haven't technically beat it yet.

There will be in game trophies, achievements on your ng account, and SECRETS.

We already have some ideas for the game after this, and I think it's a pretty cool premise. You'll dig it so help me god.

Right now I'm finishing a cartoon that will be out before the game.

And be sure to listen to Rob beat up smelly nerds that steal passwords on the internet and think they're cool.

Good day gentlemen.

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84 Comments

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:41 AM Dylawrence says:

I didn't know you worked with Capcom?

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:43 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

yes. and by yes, i mean no.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:46 AM Sorrygirl99 says:

OMG! That looks like a lot of fun! :D

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:47 AM Kool-King-Koomar says:

Japanese game show! kool, like the theme helmet looks just as funky as the shows. Plus the Hooter's uniform makes it look awesome (you know short hot pants and white tank top, lol not like I've ever been there). I'm guessing getting hit by the boxing glove gets you close and personal with your character...

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:56 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

my favorite part of his costume are his pull up gay striped socks

Updated: Sep. 9, 2009, 6:57 AM

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:47 AM snake23 says:

I have played the beta on the site. Its not easy to beat, but it's kinda fun.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:19 AM Sterance says:

i have to admit, i'm not excited by yet another "impossible platformer." i'm hoping your game has something beyond that concept that will make me shit my pants while i play it. in a good way.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:27 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

its not bone crushingly hard..and there's difficulty levels. I'm hoping there's enough humor in there to keep people amused.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:21 AM UnknowGhost says:

you could put even a female characters, maybe get more time but 2 characters, with different action in game, are funnier

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:28 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

sounds like a great idea except i dont want to draw another 300 frames of animation for another character.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:16 AM wynand says:

=) awsome, looking forward to it =)

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:57 AM Atgod88 says:

Gentlemen? Good job there hard hat.

I love these silly japanese gameshows, why just this morning I asked my self: Why hasn't the american public cashed in on such a crazy idea. They could have their own show about such a diverse culture and odd style of entertainment. And shame on those who haven't made a game on such a concept, I sure hope some talented animator and a programmer who looks a lot like that flamboyant Lance Bass would make a great interative infomercial about these famous concepts.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 10:21 AM Alec-D says:

Awesome looking game!

Sep. 9, 2009 | 10:38 AM ilikeblamingcrap says:

I can't wait for this game to come out! It looks great! I love you JohnnyUtah!

Sep. 9, 2009 | 10:59 AM flashwarrior says:

There better be announcers badmouthing you in japanese when you lose JUST LIKE A JAPANESE GAME SHOW.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:29 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i would also hope

Sep. 9, 2009 | 11:43 AM WritersBlock says:

Actually I've started to get the occasional "how do I write good fiction" PMs now and again. I figure it's only a matter of time before the teeth grinding and face-keyboard mashing phase begins. Right now, though, it feels good to feel needed every so often.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 12:35 PM sebaboss says:

Who's that rednecker? Big Brother maybee? Heh, anyway - AWESOME Jeff

Sep. 9, 2009 | 3:11 PM Techno says:

Oh cool i see you finally started working on "Techno: The Game".

Sep. 9, 2009 | 3:34 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

got an estimate of how many cock jokes there are in the game?

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:35 PM UnderARock says:

Looks damn good to me, cant wait to see it.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:52 PM Gamerx8 says:

you work with capcom. So do you know when tatsunoko vs. capcom comes out.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:30 PM thepetergriffin says:

Lookin' nice,are there gonna be medals?

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:48 PM ImpendingRiot says:

THEY CALLED ME MR. GLASS

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:30 PM luigipwnsmario says:

RESPOND PLEASE KTHXBAI

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:46 PM RickyBrown says:

looks funny and fun. much like my dick.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:19 PM SardonicSamurai says:

Hey Jeff, I'm on a Mac.

That makes me a ROUGHMAN URRRRGH.

No seriously I'm just using you to get away from drawing in class. I don't want to draw FUCKIN' SHAPES.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 11:33 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

oh good luck with that

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:27 PM Brundaty says:

Hot stuff, bro.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 3:07 AM Gonzossm says:

Looks orgasmic

Sep. 10, 2009 | 3:30 AM The-Great-One says:

I'm looking forward to this, because after playing Cave of Wonder, I am seriously pissed off right now.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 1:24 PM Grut says:

i'm so funny
:3

Sep. 10, 2009 | 2:24 PM RYNOL says:

So when's the game coming out? Swain said soon. And you say that you will release a new cartoon before it so hopefully that'll come out really fucking soon. Also, could it possibly be another Tankmen, or just a stupid random messed up thing like the transformer?

Sep. 10, 2009 | 6:19 PM thatboytitz says:

oh hey i was testing this game out on his website ... :D good game from what i played before it was good

Sep. 10, 2009 | 9:14 PM groundpwndr says:

http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboBO UNCYGIRLZ.html
???

Sep. 10, 2009 | 11:15 PM danicos says:

YOu did it for teh LULZ!

Sep. 10, 2009 | 11:36 PM Kaptain-Karmel says:

Does this game take place in the ending of Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost ark..

Sep. 11, 2009 | 3:09 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

OH THIS IS ONLY LEVEL 1 MY GOOD MAN

Sep. 11, 2009 | 12:20 AM btriangle says:

IM GOING TO DIE OF SCURVY!

Sep. 11, 2009 | 4:41 AM mrnihil says:

hai bro dat shi t louks tite i wish i new how to maek kewl flash like that mai friend has flahs but he dont know how to use it? maybe he shuod aks U!!!!111

Sep. 11, 2009 | 4:37 PM SupraAddict says:

Fuckin' A how the hell do you have so much damn talent you fuck!? I'm jealous at your work dammit.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 8:37 AM JeanW says:

How do I code a flash game? Can you help?

Sep. 12, 2009 | 12:50 PM Theo-art says:

I roll over this 'picture' and it says tits2.jpeg

I don't see tits, I don't see even ONE TIT. Start fulfilling the promises you made when I accepted you as my father you half-baked nipple pie.

Don't think I don't enjoy our somewhat sparse relationship we've been maintaining for two very long and lonely years, because I do.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 11:05 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

You know, i stopped naming my files appropriately a decade ago. If the FBI ever got a hold of my computer, they'd freak the fuck out, then realize they're all drawings of monsters, robots, and amateur voice tracks.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 3:03 PM JeanW says:

On a serious note.

There's something weird going on with my account. Whenever i vote 5 on a flash. it says the score increased by .00016( or whatever). But the number of votes it recieved actually drops.

I just say Tarboy and voted 5 on it. It went from 27,221 votes to 27,218 votes.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 3:20 PM Twilight says:

I know all the secrets already.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 4:27 PM YukaoRasoshi says:

Love the goggles..

Sep. 13, 2009 | 3:19 AM piconjorules1234 says:

plz review my art and scout me i luv ur work and i could perhaps maybe use some advice from a pro

Sep. 13, 2009 | 2:35 PM ElMagico says:

o em jee i found the hidden easter egg. this game looks pretty.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 9:56 PM PrimalHunter2 says:

Whos doing the coding?

Sep. 14, 2009 | 3:51 AM JheeBz says:

how r i make gud flash?

All jokes aside, your game looks promising.

Sep. 17, 2009 | 5:34 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

im glad you're not joking

Sep. 14, 2009 | 1:36 PM weaselfan says:

hay johnny i bet akuma could beat ryu any day

Sep. 17, 2009 | 5:34 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

i play dhalsim and i could beat both

Sep. 14, 2009 | 9:03 PM FrozenFire says:

Power of Four :U

Oh well at least I know the game will be great. :)

Sep. 14, 2009 | 9:28 PM bkrock says:

LOOKING FOR GOOD ARTIST AND PROGRAMMER PLEASE RESPOND!!!! :* <3 U

Sep. 15, 2009 | 3:13 PM TehdeShite says:

shahhahhaa

Sep. 16, 2009 | 5:13 PM coopdepoop says:

why is he wearing a psychonauts helmet?

Sep. 18, 2009 | 10:56 AM willhuxley says:

Sounds Sweet! I can't wait to check it out. Ya, hackers are just people who can't girl so go around molesting people's computers.

Sep. 18, 2009 | 3:29 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

Watch out for that punching glove LOL!!!!!!

Sep. 20, 2009 | 2:05 AM sonicuser says:

you better give me a new game bitch

Sep. 20, 2009 | 3:59 PM Leathertoast says:

THERE IS A RED MAN IN THAT PICTURE. HE DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY.

Sep. 20, 2009 | 5:38 PM zrb says:

You are officially my temporary hero !
I've been wanting to play a fun platformer for a long while now. I'm sure it'l please me :D

Sep. 20, 2009 | 9:29 PM AronKong says:

Sorry for interuptin' but I think beyonce had the best album of all time and johnnyutah most likely jacks off everyday to it

thankyu

Sep. 22, 2009 | 7:22 AM JamesRu says:

Hehe Dhal Sim is the shit

Sep. 22, 2009 | 10:14 AM MrLuckDuck says:

dude dhalsim is soooo low tier i bet ur some noob scrub. i wonda if mindchamber could own u, probably. haha XDXDXD

Sep. 23, 2009 | 8:32 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

we play a lot, it's pretty even most of the time

I LOVE YOGA FLAMES SHUT UP

Sep. 23, 2009 | 9:40 AM Kenzu says:

Looking forward to the cartoon!

Sep. 26, 2009 | 3:44 PM JollySpace says:

That shit looks like shit.
And by that I mean it looks like the shit.

Sep. 26, 2009 | 6:46 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I like a clever play on words

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:16 AM Tykwa says:

Just fucking love Po3 So much FUCKING TALENT AWAWAWHHGHAWGHGAWHG

Sep. 28, 2009 | 2:00 AM Alex2542 says:

When is the next Tankmen coming out?

Sep. 28, 2009 | 6:46 PM FBIpolux says:

Why is there grass growing on that crate oO

Oct. 3, 2009 | 1:09 PM Cool990 says:

I HAVE MOAR POSTS THAN U LOL

Oct. 5, 2009 | 7:16 PM venom0us says:

Listen here you computer geek my name is

Oct. 5, 2009 | 11:12 PM Elmhurst676 says:

WHOA, SNAP

Oct. 7, 2009 | 6:50 AM Stickyreiss says:

There are two things i would love to see in this game:
1. Comical color commentary, thinking along the lines of MXC because Kenny and Vic are made of win. Now, I'm a total noob when it comes to action-scripting, so I have no idea how hard this would be(I'm thinking fairly hard due to recording limits), but if there was commentary, i'd like to see it sync with the gameplay, like negative and positive responses based upon how bad you fucked up.
2. Unlockable characters with different abilities and personalities.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 8:54 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

we should have some thing along those lines

Oct. 7, 2009 | 7:16 AM Stickyreiss says:

Well now I feel like a fucking retard after reading "sounds like a great idea except i dont[sic] want to draw another 300 frames of animation for another character." disregard the second part then I guess.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 8:53 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

no problem

Oct. 7, 2009 | 5:30 PM ILoveTheBBS says:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Oct. 8, 2009 | 7:56 PM Masterofallz says:

FIRST>

Oct. 8, 2009 | 9:31 PM macjsus says:

Nice! Luv ur artwork, looking forward to ur next projects!

Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:48 AM full-metal-albatross says: