Oh Jeff, you silly goose.

Was it... that bad?

Oh well.

Did any nerds try and kill you at the Comic-Con?

I had a hunch G.I. Joe would be bad =\ Shit killed a man

I do not like comic book conventions either...

I....do not like crowds.

G.I. Joe

My theory for the release of this movie is to simply motivate the youth of America for emotional support against the other countries that basically want America dead.

And since Hollywood has this...'overexpenditure' of money...the government or catholic union or secret 13 members...control the influence of the youth though media and caters to the raw emotional feelings of one's own country superiority.

Well...whatever the hidden propaganda, America is not ancient Rome or Egypt. I don't like change, but I do not like Terrorist either.

that guy sure has a firm grip on that hose like object in that picture, he was the correct person for the job.

Torture.

i won't see it because why can i see Snake Eyes' mouth? he looks like he's painted black. and the scene where they dress as Halo and jump through a train or bus or whatever? no thanks.

I almost died within 15 minutes of the movie just from the FUCKING PUNS

"Knowing is half the battle" "damn man you got some kung fu grip"

Im pretty sure I had some sort of mental breakdown because the rest of the movie is a blur of bad explosions

Yeah the prieview looks like one of those plastic action movies, want to see public enemy tho =) that looks wicked, although thats recieved some poor revies aswell

Are you saying the movie is gay? Well, I don't know because I haven't seen it yet.

Woah. I was at the movies yesterday and their were two movies playing. GI Joe and Ice Age. I went to go see ice age and left in 30 minutes. Dumbest shit ever. Do you think i would of last longer in GI Joe?

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
........
film sounded good

Do they at any point in GI Joe say "Knowing is half the battle"?

so you're saying it was kinky?

Yeah, there probably a lot of nerds at the comic-con.

"oh, and that's what spock looked like after he defeated the enemy ship in episode three"

Oh PLEASE.

It didn't look good from the previews, but I guess 'someone' decided to give them money anyway.

I dunno, two rival cops that have to work together (even if it kills them) sounds pretty sweet. I might go see GI JOES after-all.

I think if we just forget that the Transformer movies and the G.I. Joe movies were ever made and just do a live action version of this shit. http://udoncrew.deviantart.com/art/G-
I-Joe-vs-Transformers-45157438

Hollywood knows that if the name is big enough, it doesn't really matter if the movie is good or not. People will see it anyway. I knew what I was getting into when I bought the tickets.

So G.I. Joe wasn't good...

And where the fuck is Tankmen 3?

Jeff, I'm going to douse your Phillies hat in acid and strap it to your head, then put your head in one of those 1984 rat-cage-helmet things and let ferrets chew off what's left of your face. BECAUSE I HATE YOU.

B-B-But knowing is half the battle and realistic hairdo with kung-fu grip!

So i'm guessing being well....johnny you will create some sarcastic and education video on how G.I JOE died a little bit more?

God I wish I was at Comicon. I wanted to meet you guys... :( oh also where the hell is that game???? i r waiting 4 it and this doesn't seem like the soon that you implied.

is that from tango and cash?

Honestly, i didnt think the movie was that bad. i mean, some stuff was typical, certain plot points and all and the girl becoming good, blha blah blah, but i mean, it could have been like, 200083483483 times worse. i did think some of the cgi at certain points looked weird, like it didnt blend well.

but i thought the movie was entertaining in some ways.

Oh so you liked it?

i thought it was pretty neat.

G.I. JOES IS AN AMERICAN HERO YOU COMMUNIST!

Oh yeah, thousands of nerds (including me), but was fun achieved?

I GOTTA GIT ME WANNA THOSE!!

DYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN

This makes MORE AGNRY!

yah it's a shame how hollywood can take something good and turn it into something complete shit. They're all about the money, they play everything to the fucking kids when they could be making brilliant dark movies with good action and tits

So.. SHould I not read your review? Cause I don't die... ... hah

I don't get it. WHERE IS THE COCK JOKE I WAS PROMISED?! AND TRY TO UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE, CHEESEDICK.

SNAKE PLISKIN

OK thanks I will not go see GIJOE

Now I'm curious...
I'm going to download it xP

wait is that picture from escape from new york? or am I just retarded?

The transformer is awesome!

I'm your #1 fan!

HAHAHA That picture is better than TheAmazingAtheist's Youtube rant. I thought that an 18 minute rant was entertaining, but this pic sums it all up in a nutshell.

Lol, wheres the pic from? Also, what is the deal with action figure films? Theres also a few board game films coming up too which is stupid. Such classics as Monopoly, battleships and boggle.... Ok so I made that last one up.

With all these movie adaptations, what shall come next?

RAWR! !

Well if you're the black guys in that picture than I guess the movie kicks a lot of ass

Happy Clock Day!

SOOO does this mean you will be making a flash over how bad it is?

my dad had to have kurt russell "escorted" out of the racing garage once. he was a dick.

Alright homie.

Jeff!
I thought we had fun at comic con =( My heart is now broken.
Jerk!!!
And yes GI Joe sucked for many reasons that I will not go into because I absolutely refuse to watch such utter filth.

i also agree with well anyone else who thinks the mouth was stupid and did cobra commander have a mask no well it sucks already i mean really cc with no mask why not have snake talk oh yea they were going to to have im talk but decided against it hm only good idea

I hate the transformer.

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2-4 oz. Monster Energy Drink (Green)
5 Orange Flavored Tic-Tac
1 Whole Fruit Rollup (Strawberry
OPTIONAL: 1 Cool Ranch Dorito Chip

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SO I NOTICED YOU WERE PLAYING SHADOW COMPLEX.

r u the guy who made Castle of the Crashers?

Were you left hanging?

so G.I Joe's shit?

Whait, are you talking about the movie or the game?

your G.I. Joe review turns me on.

i added u on xbox plz accept ^0^

Why does that picture look like it's from Tango and Cash?

Glad to help the greatest author on Ng. Show them the flash tutorial Tomfulp made or tell them to practise well on flash player before submitting and they'll get better within each flash.

I actually didn't mind the GI JOE movie. I turned my brain off for an hour and a half and it wasn't bad. Though I didn't like the Baroness "twist" at the end, the rest was not too bad. Decent action, decent special effects (I ain't too picky on those, I enjoy 50's horror films), and some sword fights. Weee!

So yeah, while it wasn't anything grand or too awesome, it was a decent movie to sit through and enjoy. All in all, the movie is setting up a franchise, which they want to do, so for a pure set-up movie it was good.

Again, to each their own. It most definately wasn't for everyone.

Glad to help the greatest author on Ng. Show them the flash tutorial Tomfulp made or tell them to practise well on flash player before submitting and they'll get better within each flash.

To me, it's like the Poor Man's Iron Man.

This is an extremely log rant with no period that I wanted to make as a joke poking fun at those who do this for any reason other than fun and find time to make there rant have good grammer like with periods im a retard and I have a lot of potential in flash and need help from some one like you or stamper will u help me please if not thanks anyway oh oops dip shits like me made you guys turn of your pm inobxes and therefore cool people like the real me omegared and not the fake person faggot i am pretending to be can never ever pm you silly things again like stuff that says you guys made a funny flash or a funny cock joke or a dumb meme cry I wish I had no life so I could end it all here but unfortunately I want to fuck this chick I just met last week so I am going to live and enjoy myself lololol just kidding i have no life and spa websites and suck dicks for cocaine that taste like candy

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