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JohnnyUtah

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JohnnyUtah

SF COLLAB THINGS

Posted by JohnnyUtah May. 18, 2009 @ 9:07 PM EDT

POWER OF 3

Jacksmack was the first brave soul to inquire if i was available to do art for the power of 3 event, but I'm stuck watching Deadliest Catch for the summer..Soooo if you're an artist looking for a programmer...and as we all know programmers are in short supply, CONTACT HIM.

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SF COLLAB

- This collab pushed flash even harder than the MGS collab did. In fact if stamper didnt keep downsaving to flash 8 (and god knows why the same file is larger in CS3 and even LARGER in CS4) this thing would have never even exported. I'm going to write a mean letter to adobe because this is getting rediculous.

- The SF Collab is the first movie in the existance of the universe to have medals. Some are easy, some are quite tricky. Our personal favorite is "Ono Boners", a tribute to the pervy producer of Street Fighter IV. Somehow every interview he's ever done segues from SFIV to wanting to smell girls panties or something to that effect.

Also, based on a bunch of reviews (and checking your medals) many of you are NOT watching to the very end. If you stick it out, you get a medal, plus some bonus content.

(and I know we look like real dipshits for being so late with these collabs all the time, but we do come through in the end AMIRITE?)

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Updated: 05/20/09 1:23 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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91 Comments

May. 18, 2009 | 9:09 PM SamIam says:

Clickadick Clickadick Clickadick Clickadick Clickadick Clickadick Clickadick Clickadick!

Nice work! Awesome collab!


May. 18, 2009 | 9:12 PM max15946 says:

crap if i had a pad i would have made a short about 2 guy 1 is using cheat codes and the other one is yelling at him.


May. 18, 2009 | 9:12 PM dylasher says:

Cool! I forgot my password and missed out on first comment though :(


May. 18, 2009 | 9:32 PM ZachMM says:

YAY!!!!! CONGRATS!


May. 18, 2009 | 9:53 PM KuoryDaNinja says:

You sick perverted bastards!! You didn't put ma part in!
Nah, just kiddin', I know I suck, while you guys are just awesome as usual, and I'm happy that in the end you managed to overcome flash and bring this magnificent piece of work to us.

Hopefully u gained experience, learned how to fix that crap, and it won't be such a pain in the ass in the future anymore..

Thanks for all your work and can't wait for the next collab to be announced)


May. 18, 2009 | 9:54 PM Imaku says:

28.5 MB? I think that's the largest file size I've ever seen on NG.


May. 18, 2009 | 10:02 PM FourSwordsKing says:

Ahhh....so it's finally come out. I haven't watched it yet, but I know that you guys have done a great job on it. You put a lot of effort and.....go give adobe HELL!


May. 18, 2009 | 10:06 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

You got my Goku vs. Doctor Mario part right???


May. 18, 2009 | 10:24 PM Goonie says:

Great work. : * ) I enjoy the collabs humor.


May. 18, 2009 | 10:31 PM Nuke15 says:

Thanks for using as an assload of characters in your animation I really liked seeing them all drawn in your cartoony style. Yours and egoraptors (the Dudley one) were probably my favorite.

Also, now that this is done, will the art portal be put into motion?

May. 18, 2009 | 10:34 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

shhhhhhhh


May. 18, 2009 | 11:12 PM PrimalHunter2 says:

oh shit man, great job with it glad y'all worked as hard as you did.


May. 18, 2009 | 11:55 PM Kilgorn says:

GAWD! WHY ON EARTH DID I WATCH ALL THAT?!?!? YOU TELL ME JOHNNY UTAH! YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!


May. 19, 2009 | 12:00 AM RedDreadSky says:

I don't think I'll sleep tonight after watching Stamper's contribution.


May. 19, 2009 | 12:30 AM NixXSkate says:

Is it possible to get Tiger Uppercut??? O_O

May. 19, 2009 | 12:33 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

i got it didnt I?

:3


May. 19, 2009 | 12:34 AM Paryl says:

Hello, I am a programmer desperately looking for an artist and a musician.
I make video games for a living and have 5+ years experience with AS3.
Here are my latest works:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /492477
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /433321
Hope you'll consider me!!!!!


May. 19, 2009 | 12:35 AM hansari says:

Wow...I did watch all the submssions...but just because I hit the 'back' arrow to watch a hilarious clip again, the flash doesn't count it...oh well...


May. 19, 2009 | 1:13 AM SevasTra says:

Hey any tips on how to get the tiger uppercut medal. I've tried a bunch of things and I couldn't get it.


May. 19, 2009 | 1:34 AM RECKLESSFIRE says:

it was wort the wait its funny as hell and your was the best one i loved it man


May. 19, 2009 | 2:21 AM Sprite37 says:

It was worth the wait, but now all my friends keep quoting "WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT A SANDWICH!!" What have I done? XD

Overall the presentation was apeshit insane, it looked damn stellar. You guys did a great job.

May. 19, 2009 | 6:48 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

yours seems to get funnier each time


May. 19, 2009 | 3:09 AM SmoG878 says:

that collab was utmostly the peak of epicness. It's funny how tom voiced in it too, or did he animate aswell? I can't tell :P
Lots of cameos were great and overall, 'dont grab your parents' was a smart idea :\


May. 19, 2009 | 3:43 AM Sterance says:

I have to admit, the collab was pretty god damn funny and worth the long ass wait. I'm also glad to see a real animation from Stamper (its been years since he's made a non-stick animation i think). well done!

now do a mario collab LOLOLOL


May. 19, 2009 | 6:06 AM JakBaronKing says:

It's so wierd...but Stamper's submission is the one that made me laugh the most.

Probably because it added some comic relief to 2 years ago's 2Girls1Cup spaming done on Newgrounds.

I couldn't stop laughing - this Collab will have Capcom wanting to suck your dicks.

Is it just me or am I suddenly catching on to this Newgrounds Sarcasm of bloging.


May. 19, 2009 | 6:07 AM JakBaronKing says:

Anyway...I heard you guys didn't sleep much and I have much respect for dedicated artists.

Better Late then Never right?


May. 19, 2009 | 6:21 AM Doomsday-One says:

People don't seem to appreciate the whole "hold tab to get easter eggs" thing. I'm sure removing the tab rectangles with'_focusrect = false' will make the easter egg hunt at least 12 times more enjoyable!
I'm a bastard.

May. 19, 2009 | 8:53 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

you are

and we would have added that code, but we forgot what it was..oh well

Updated: May. 19, 2009, 8:58 AM

May. 19, 2009 | 6:42 AM groundpwndr says:

Yes, you are absolutely right.


May. 19, 2009 | 7:26 AM xellon says:

YOUARERITE

it actually went from front page to my favorites
all in one moment
i was like
"holy fucked up shit
(excuse the language)
to epic to pass up"
and it has medals too
ain't it dandy?


May. 19, 2009 | 9:07 AM BlackKnightFaust says:

Really nice piece man! You really had to know your Street Fighter when watching this thing, but for someone like me whose played them all this was one of the funniest flashes. Keep up the great animation and great comedy!


May. 19, 2009 | 9:40 AM simon says:

Yours was one of my favourite parts to be honest, along with other small time authors who were hilarious, nice job.


May. 19, 2009 | 9:41 AM StickDinosaur says:

The whole thing was put together really well man, so many awsome looking animations. Suprised mine actually made it time to celebrate with a cold rum.


May. 19, 2009 | 9:57 AM Atgod88 says:

Catoblepas's part was a real let down, he used his crazy animation style and sick humor very well as always but he skipped the whole seizure warning/violent stuff.


May. 19, 2009 | 12:42 PM mrnihil says:

ZOMG JOHHNY U TOOK 4EVER IT SHOULD ONLY TAEK A DAY TO PUT A COLAB TOGEHTER JUST SEND ME UR ENTRIRES AND ILL DO IT MYSELF FUCK

May. 20, 2009 | 12:03 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

hey NO WORRIES


May. 19, 2009 | 1:12 PM Cheddar79 says:

UARERITE.


May. 19, 2009 | 1:55 PM Brundaty says:

Great collab. El-Cid's made me laugh hysterically. But why can't Stamper go one collab without ending it in PORN.

AND MEDALS!? Nice touch. I don't who got the idea to add Medals to Flash Movies, but they got a mighty fine idea.


May. 19, 2009 | 3:56 PM Techno says:

Good job...JUST KIDDING I HATED IT

Not really though, lolseth

Also you should get on SF4 for the PS3 more

May. 19, 2009 | 5:21 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i usually play at the office on the ng 360 account..

i dont need the stress playing at home on my ps3


May. 19, 2009 | 3:56 PM Zyphonee says:

I was one of the idiots who complained about no Catoblepas there, not in the reviews, but in my mind, I'm now gonna watch it again all over, but wouldn't it be easier to just put Catoblepas's part in the menu?


May. 19, 2009 | 4:14 PM H00N says:

my god you are seriously the shit <3


May. 19, 2009 | 5:17 PM Afro-Ninja says:

CATOBLEPASGATE 2009

May. 19, 2009 | 5:22 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

who knew there's be such an uproar of emotion over sagat fucking guile, then guile shooting a huge load in sagats eye-hole. Maybe everybody here is gay.


May. 19, 2009 | 5:41 PM Chakra-X says:

<3 for Ono Boners


May. 19, 2009 | 6:13 PM tyler2513 says:

I like this collab awesome work JonnyUtah keep it up your doing great!


May. 19, 2009 | 6:43 PM Theo-art says:

coulda swore the guy on the left was a dr manhattan cameo :(

you're just as big a tease as ever jeffy boy

May. 19, 2009 | 10:34 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

oh you


May. 19, 2009 | 7:05 PM Phobotech says:

Ya damn right. Maybe Adobe can look upon this example, and do some tweaking for a new update for flash or somethin'...

...hope they're ready for homo jokes. :3

Looking forward to the next staff-organized collab. Methinks I'll contribute this time.


May. 19, 2009 | 8:41 PM SassyCatMan says:

WTF.
The collab was ok but Stamper?
WTF.
The end was sickening.
WTF.


May. 19, 2009 | 9:04 PM LiamTaylor says:

too bad not everyone peice was shown... like mine


May. 19, 2009 | 9:07 PM Totty says:

Hey man, I really liked your part for the street fighter collab. Your characters were mad funny. Really well drawn/animated stuff.

May. 19, 2009 | 10:34 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks dude

hey wheres that simple line collab? :3


May. 20, 2009 | 12:35 AM silly-stungun-millie says:

I would've watched it all the way through, but anything Stamper makes invokes a rabid feminist rage and I get the powerful urge to slice dicks lengthwise and gouge out balls with a rusty 'tato peeler.
On the contrary, Rainbow Mika turning tricks in the alley didn't phase me much as I thought it would. :/

Still, it was entertaining and worth the wait!


May. 20, 2009 | 1:50 AM TehdeShite says:

TehDe Shite ReAllY LikES teh SFC's OpEniNG. HoW loNg DiD iT tAke?


May. 20, 2009 | 2:11 AM ImpendingRiot says:

I think the only thing that has ever made me feel gayer than this collab is Bruce Willis, just because he's so handsome. Don't get me wrong, I love the cock and ball humor, but I found myself clicking every penis and crotch I could find in the movie like a woman with a lot of cats to try to get achievements. Well, I felt a little dirty I have to tell you.

ALSO, I am all for a Deadliest Catch Collab sir, you say the word and I'm there.

Deadliest Collab? Eh? Eh?


May. 20, 2009 | 3:56 AM wynand says:

=) glad it finally got released, better comunication next time tho eh =) good job tho mr utah, your part was one of my favs =) goodwork


May. 20, 2009 | 4:33 AM omegared says:

Dogg. The Collab was THE MOST EPIC thing I've EVER SEEN. I'm not kidding.

Thanks for all the hard works. It's all for shits and giggles in the end, but wow what SHITS AND GIGGleS it produced. AMIRTIE???

Seriously how is the next collab gonna compare. :P

fuck

Oh and to bad some folks I like, like MindChamber and HH didn't make parts. :/

ot was still epic.


May. 20, 2009 | 4:35 AM omegared says:

LOL DaveB4t


May. 20, 2009 | 10:37 AM Luis says:

great work on it, i think yours was my favorite, just based on the sheer number of characters you cameoed. I'm not a diehard sf fan so i wasnt sure id 'get' it but it was hilarious.

Also the menu system was beautiful and more entertaining than capcom's dare i sayyyy... good job on bringing back the surround sound bit at the beginning also. It brought a tear to my eye.

May. 20, 2009 | 3:12 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

Hey somebody had to stand up for the most ignored and unliked sf characters

the intro was all stamper, but animating Dan SSF2T style was fun.

Updated: May. 20, 2009, 3:14 PM

May. 20, 2009 | 3:30 PM Forgetthename says:

I for one watched the whole thing, so give me a cookie!


May. 20, 2009 | 3:55 PM KillHammer says:

Time to get started on the next collab so you can release it the same time next year.

May. 20, 2009 | 8:36 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I guess that's like one of those half a joke/ half serious things.


May. 20, 2009 | 6:59 PM Recep-Lan says:

Man where the hell was El Fuerte in all of this ?!

May. 20, 2009 | 8:33 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

in the kitchen with the women?


May. 20, 2009 | 7:14 PM baked-bean says:

SF collab didn't have enough DICKS jeff!!
YOU HAVE DISSAPOINTED ME JEFF!!
has newgrounds gone 5% straighter or somthing?
eh..

May. 20, 2009 | 8:32 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

awwwwww


May. 20, 2009 | 7:33 PM TheMexicanMuffinMan says:

You fellows are marvelous, absolutely gorgeous marvelous.

May. 20, 2009 | 8:34 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

we like yor characters muffin man.


May. 20, 2009 | 8:25 PM M1KES says:

Congrats on the great work! I really wanted to make a part for this one but didnt have the time.

Do you guys have an idea of what the next ng organized collab will be?

May. 20, 2009 | 8:33 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

nah we dont really know. you can toss out suggestions if you like.


May. 20, 2009 | 9:29 PM Zyphonee says:

Now the question is, can we have seconds?


May. 20, 2009 | 10:05 PM Chakra-X says:

"The Tom Fulp Collab"

Yes?


May. 20, 2009 | 10:57 PM yourmothereatsshit says:

Let me share a very touching and interesting novel of literature with you!

its swaying words reach into the very core and mind of the reader, as to give ones soul a gentle kiss.

jonbro chronicles!

"it all started on the set of full house, when bob saget accidentally fell on jhon stamos's ass. his face was up against the thick greasy hole, when he started eating. ashley olsen walked in, and the both started ramming thier cocks in her pussy. they then took a full bucket of cocane and shoved the poor actress's head in and made her snort the entire bucket. her head exploded on both of the actors, and they had blood gay sex in the middle of the floor. at the same time, across the street, on the set of fresh prince of bell air, will smith heard a child dying and got a boner. he ran to the full house set as fast as possible. the actors became entangled in bloody cum as the big daytime television satan orgy began. mary kate olsen walked in to the scene where she vomited, and the three fucking actors licked up the vomit, and tri-cock raped mary kate olsen. uncle phil heard the racket while in his changing room, and he rushed down to see what the trouble was. when he walked in, will smith came directly in uncle phil's eye. he said "i dont think its funny will!" as he then proceded to lick it off. things really heated up, when on the set of family matters, the actor playing urcle heard the commotion, and rushed down the street, pulling his clothes off. when he got there, he jammed as many cocks as he could into his body, and he began to suffocate, and explode with fluids as he gurgled "oops, did i do that?". all of the women actors started watching and making out with eachother. they ran down to be apart of this death infested bisexual orgy. tim allen got involved by stabbing uncle phil with a screw driver while he sucked his cock. will smith, as he was being raped by carlton, started shitting on everyone with squirting diarea. the orgy lasted for 1200 years until everyone died of AIDS and daytime television jokes. mary kate olsen was never seen again, until an autopsy report claimed that she was rammed up uncle phils ass, and was reported dead 3 years after the orgy ended. it was fucking sexy as a donky's cock up a n****rs fat asshole while they suck the shit out of a dogs ass. i have a boner"

- JonBro

and that concludes the literary design of integrity that will remain in the mainstream for another million years! thank you.

NOW FUCK YOUR SISTER YOU COCK LICKING ASSFRAGS!

BITE A COCK


May. 20, 2009 | 11:24 PM SassyCatMan says:

Man trying to find hidden scences in really hard!
But when you find one its all worth it.


May. 21, 2009 | 1:42 AM LtMcMuffin says:

I don't get the uproar over Stamper's submission. It's like every underage user here expected something completely normal... like he was going to animate two non-Street Fighter characters having sex in the missionary position with the lights out.
The medals WERE an interesting addition, I thought I clicked the wrong link at first. I'm not sure if medals will catch on for animations, though.


May. 21, 2009 | 8:34 AM Nectarine says:

You guys really came through on this one -- totally hilarious!

I almost shit myself laughing during Stamper's segment.


May. 21, 2009 | 12:02 PM Feuse says:

Damnit! your art rules =]


May. 21, 2009 | 2:30 PM Recep-Lan says:

IDLIKESOMEPOUNDCAKE!


May. 21, 2009 | 2:40 PM Kool-King-Koomar says:

by far Johnny's animation was the best all though there's a lot of great stuff here, oh I see you have a pick of the "homo jokes". I keep watching this is mad funny, "old Mc-scrotum face".


May. 21, 2009 | 3:10 PM GraveJeff says:

heyy jonhyutah i got an idea how about for ur next collab u do a naruto collab?

May. 21, 2009 | 3:42 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ok sure!

I'm going to animate a loud orange ninja screaming and acting stupid as all the other ninjas stand there with their arms crossed thinking "aww shucks what a PRECOCIOUS LITTLE SCAMP!"

then naruto can talk about how everybody in the village hates him as they should because he's probably responsible for untold deaths with that big mouth of his.

Updated: May. 21, 2009, 3:43 PM

May. 21, 2009 | 6:57 PM Dave-Flinch-Price says:

Very awesome stuff you all did including Jeff. Seems like a lot of effort went in to the beast.

Is there going to be a second one for all the ones that didn't make it?

May. 22, 2009 | 7:57 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

if somebody else wants to assemble it


May. 21, 2009 | 10:12 PM jmalouin7 says:

I was expecting more dick jokes on your part :(


May. 22, 2009 | 7:41 AM Feuse says:

how about 2012 collab? haha its gonna be about the end of the world


May. 22, 2009 | 3:48 PM Twilight says:

What type of tablet do you use?
Or is it all mouse drawing?
I doubt it.
What type of tablet do you use?

May. 22, 2009 | 4:47 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I currently use a Wacom Cintiq 12WX


May. 22, 2009 | 10:18 PM Der-Ubermensch says:

I must have watched your entry over 20 times in the past few days... it's just Godly. Your artwork and sense of humor are spot on perfect.

Thank you for making this, seriously.

May. 23, 2009 | 5:08 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

i know i can get better..

but hey thanks buddy i appreciate it.


May. 23, 2009 | 2:14 AM No-Limitz says:

Props for the only 3rd Strike references!
Great job on the collab!

May. 23, 2009 | 5:09 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

somebody needed to show third strike some love


May. 23, 2009 | 4:00 AM SassyCatMan says:

Pretty cool how you got your animated .gif from your part of the SF collab :D


May. 23, 2009 | 7:22 AM skater007 says:

In SF-Collab you've firstly shown your animation skills, and you're very good at it.
Why won't you swith to FBF instead of M-Tweening?

May. 24, 2009 | 2:16 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

one is considerably faster than the other


May. 23, 2009 | 8:43 AM mrty says:

Why are you called "Jeff" in Portal Defenders?

May. 24, 2009 | 2:16 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

because thats my name, not my cool internet pseudonym

Updated: May. 24, 2009, 2:18 AM

May. 23, 2009 | 3:27 PM x-factor11 says:

I SAY WE MAKE A HALO COLLAB. IT WILL BE COOL THAN RTIL CAN MAKE "HALO FUNNIES" AND ILL LAFF

yea..


May. 23, 2009 | 4:43 PM Jonas says:

Thanks for giving Skullomania some props. Haha.

May. 24, 2009 | 2:15 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

poor skullo


May. 23, 2009 | 4:48 PM Olofier says:

how do I get tiger uppercut?


May. 23, 2009 | 6:31 PM Drift says:

Damn it, I can't stop quoting Alex at the bar now. Did you do your own writing? It was amazing like the animation. Your short was the funniest thing I've ever seen. This... Void of Worthlessness still makes me laugh my ass off :).

May. 24, 2009 | 2:15 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

yes i write my own terrible dialogue


May. 24, 2009 | 2:57 AM mikailus says:

Awesome work, brah!


May. 24, 2009 | 11:34 AM flashwarrior says:

To get that medal for watching them all, do you have to not watch easter eggs during the play all sequence?

May. 25, 2009 | 4:41 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

you should be able to watch the eggs and it will still work.


May. 25, 2009 | 9:16 AM RYNOL says:

Are the jokes in your part based on you? :3

"Scribbling math equations and dick jokes on the wall!"

"They just tell each other homo jokes all day long!"

"His pick up lines are the worst you've ever heard!" (Not sure, but most likely)

May. 25, 2009 | 5:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

probably now that you mention it


May. 26, 2009 | 12:14 AM blakemo says:

GAH FUCKIN' STREET FIGHTER COLLAB! I've been waiting since January to see it. I want Ryu getting raped by Dhalsim, I've seen it. And I want dick jokes, and cock jokes, and I want dick jokes about cock jokes. And if it doesn't happen, I'll feel like...a chinchilla...? Yeah, one that's been in the microwave, not enough to where it dies, but long enough to where it's really pissed off. And every day I don't see it, I'm gonna do something bad, i don't know what, but you won't wanna find out.

Great stuff :3


May. 26, 2009 | 5:30 AM Monocrom says:

That Father's Day Dad & Me tribute was the first flash movie to have medals. (Specifically, one medal). When I went back the very next day to try and get it, it was gone.

Enjoyed the SF collab though. Kinda surprised Stamper's entry featured only one penis.


May. 26, 2009 | 8:46 AM wolfdawg125 says:

nice work, gotta love the casual then hilarious stuff u make. is there any reason behind your and stamper's drawings being more alike then anyone else's on ng? or is it just a huge coincidence?


May. 26, 2009 | 6:04 PM PrimalHunter2 says:

I love your sexy art you sexy man

May. 27, 2009 | 6:50 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks chief


May. 26, 2009 | 7:35 PM ctownprince says:

WHATS A COLLAB ,A GAME OR SOMETHING


Jun. 30, 2009 | 4:14 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Isn't 'rinkels in this project too?


Jul. 28, 2009 | 8:15 PM fabolousbob says:

UHAAAAAAARRRGGG!!!!!


Aug. 4, 2009 | 1:01 PM calamitykid says:

gah, medals are pointless shit.
The SF collab however is great.

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