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JohnnyUtah

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JohnnyUtah

DING DONG

Posted by JohnnyUtah Jan. 29, 2009 @ 4:29 PM EST

You still have 11-12 days to submit something for the street fighter collab.

We've gotten a handful of promising submissions so far..mostly dealing with dicks and nipples..AHEM..

ANYWAYS

If you still need any good reference here's a site that just popped up on my radar with lots of hi-res art for practically every street fighter:

streetfighterhd.com

If you need any motivation..here it is:
IF THIS COLLAB IS NO LESS THAN "TOTALLY BITCHIN" THE TIME TRAVELLING TRIANGLE WILL RETURN. MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

GOOD DAY.

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Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:30 PM speeling says:

WHERES MY DING DONG??


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:34 PM igott says:

^
FUCK THAT!
WHERE'S MY DINGALONG?!

Anyways, what is your opinion on House?

Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:38 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

my opinion is why the fuck don't they FIRE house.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:37 PM mrpibbs1 says:

sweet brah


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:38 PM Catoblepas says:

any parts about butt lickings?


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:40 PM megamanx736 says:

who is it?


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:43 PM speeling says:

Hey man, you never told me where my ding dong is >:C


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:44 PM maxvm says:

I haven't had much time to work on mine, but it's fairly close to completion. Maybe I will finish it in time and maybe you'll like my clip on button mashing. The ending is quite a surprise, not in a perverted way... if that disappoints you or Will at all.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:45 PM WAaAzZAaA says:

stamper said that only 2-ish were promising,
which one is it godammit.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:46 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

he is probably accurate, not including a few people who we know are working on some good ones.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:46 PM Theo-art says:

I read that as "dicks with nipples"

Don't go getting my hopes up like that again, mister!

Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:53 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

Dick Nipples.

interesting.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:49 PM Luis says:

Do you like using Dan?

Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:51 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

YES. Nothing better than winning with a poser in a pink Gi.

also luis you devastated me when you unfacebooked my friendship..what


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:51 PM Dylawrence says:

I basically held a drunken street fighter HD tournament for inspiration... and came up with two badass flashes, I'm putting all my effort into them.

Damn voice actors aren't responding back... I've already went through 8! Fuckin lazy asses!


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:52 PM Black-Ops says:

the witch is dead


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:55 PM mranarchy says:

I knew nothing about MGS and I know nothing about street fighter... Your choices of collab subjects make me feel left out :'(


Jan. 29, 2009 | 4:58 PM Zheg says:

dan sux
blankaa rulez!!1!1one


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:05 PM TheBoogley says:

I want some more triangle...


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:22 PM SardonicSamurai says:

QUIT RINGING MY GOD DAMN DOOR BELL YOU STUPID KIDS.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:26 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

why not a dodecagon?


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:27 PM uria96 says:

TWINKIE


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:38 PM rtil says:

dicks and nipples no kidding


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:46 PM fluffkomix says:

o shit the time traveling triangle is coming for me!


Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:49 PM The-Hitman says:

Dicks and nipples...? Seriously?

Jan. 29, 2009 | 5:54 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

In all fairness those are funny BUT we're hoping *REALLY HOPING* that is not all we get. If this turns into a dick and nipple collab we'll probably just cancel it.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:01 PM BiffTheTimid says:

Dan is the fucking man. His new dash alone has me buying that game. I've got a piece in the works, and you'll be sad to hear it does not contain a single dick. Sort of. Ok I lied, theres a dick. Ok.... Three dicks.... Ok, motherfuckers got like thirty god damn dicks.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no dicks = good


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:08 PM Gamepro23 says:

From the looks of your page I'm guessing your favorite street fighter is Alex.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:09 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

nah but i drew him so why not pimp him out


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:13 PM Gamepro23 says:

Then who is your favorite street fighter?


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:15 PM BoMToons says:

Oh right, thanks for reminding me to finish mine.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:17 PM PaperBat says:

Jonathan, I've finally found you... MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:23 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Instead of motivating, you should thread people.

Like "IF YOU DON'T WORK HARD, I'LL HADOUKEN YOUR ASSES!", of something like that.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:24 PM Sir-Nuts says:

And by "thread", I meant "threaT". Duuuurrrr...


Jan. 29, 2009 | 6:36 PM Atgod88 says:

I still need to catch up on this whole Street Fighter thing.

Give me a ring when you do a Half-life collab and after I get a good animating arm.

Do you organize the collabs by making each segment a scene or what, is that what was the problem with the MGS?


Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:11 PM darknessdweller says:

Wow.. I would love to see the amazing art that comes out so I can be jealous of yous guys' drawing skills.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:24 PM Kenkaku says:

ding dong yo

But seriously, man... Everyone with half a brain loves Street Fighter, but you have to admit that writing a parody for a fighting game is pretty hard.

Hopefully next time we have something a bit more story based to mock.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:28 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

well...

all the characters have their stories...most of the *official* storylines are just patently REDICULOUS. Just the very notion of a fighting tournament somehow swaying the forces of good and evil in the world is head spinning.

Did you know Dudley (in street fighter 3) enters in the tournament (risking his life) because the ILLUMINATI stole his CAR. That's right. He's fighting the head of the illuminati (with fire and ice and resurrection powers) to get is fucking car back.

make a joke out of that - come on people it's not that hard.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:24 PM Paryl says:

Nipples with dicks would be even more interesting


Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:35 PM lazydoctor says:

I WANT MORE OF THAT TRIANGLE, YOU SAD FUCKER, GIVE IT TO ME!


Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:54 PM Gamepro23 says:

By the way, is there a way a user can have there username changed?


Jan. 29, 2009 | 8:06 PM RocketFetus says:

THE TIME TRAVELING TRIANGLE
HIGH FIVE

Yo I'm working on mine it looks okay. Only prob is fbfing a turning head but I'll keep practicing. And send on the due date.

Good luck to everyone by the way.

I love you

<3

xoxo


Jan. 29, 2009 | 8:12 PM RocketFetus says:

muahmuah


Jan. 29, 2009 | 8:48 PM Zombie-Pimp says:

Will you accept entries if they're a bit late, or is that deadline set in stone?

Jan. 29, 2009 | 8:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

if we're amazed by something that's 2-3 days late MAYBE we'll work it in, but we really need to stress the 10th as the deadline so we can assemble all this in time for the 17th (when the game is out)


Jan. 29, 2009 | 9:28 PM Skenvo says:

I lurv dan and his multi color gi's


Jan. 29, 2009 | 9:44 PM supyohos123 says:

Maybe someday you'll do a jojo's bizarre adventure collab.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 10:14 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

heeey buddy... love whatcha done with the dick.


Jan. 29, 2009 | 10:40 PM luigipwnsmario says:

WHOS THERE? GET OFF MAH FRONT PORCH DAMMIT!


Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:46 AM RubberNinja says:

From what I've seen I think this collaboration is actually going to be quite dandy.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 2:36 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

lets all pray to zeus


Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:50 AM Shadowii2 says:

I just googled my reference pictures. Even if most of them were low-res. It's just that simple.

Only about 30 seconds of animation and I can send my parts in.


Jan. 30, 2009 | 2:06 AM Magyar says:

OMFG STREET FIGHTARR!!?!?!
I LUV STREET FIGHTER ITS LIEK SOOOOO AWESUM GAME!!!


Jan. 30, 2009 | 5:54 AM risbolla says:

be a prince and respond to this comment


Jan. 30, 2009 | 7:32 AM SmoG878 says:

if it helps, maybe a skit of chun li getting her hand stuck in the fat of e honda?


Jan. 30, 2009 | 8:09 AM Psi43 says:

is there a part making fun of Q being the" Man in the Iron Mask"


Jan. 30, 2009 | 9:33 AM RYNOL says:

I'm guessing that you and/or Stamper are going to make something about Guile and Akuma.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 2:35 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you guessed wrong


Jan. 30, 2009 | 9:49 AM Magical-Mark says:

Then who was phone?


Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:22 AM ubermuffins says:

who the fuck fights like that.... he's gunna twist his arm off or something


Jan. 30, 2009 | 5:26 PM Paryl says:

Ayo man its goin down tonight all the hippinest hoppinest gansta's gettin it on at Paryl's place with a sick-ass cypher check it out and join in yo this is gonna b da bomb of the century! http://paryl.newgrounds.com/


Jan. 30, 2009 | 10:02 PM Mizox says:

"SFHD will be unavailable for maintenance until further notice.
We apologize for any inconvenience."

HAHAHAHA! how did I know this would happen?

...

*Ding Dong*
excuse me, but it seems the doorbell in your pants is ringing

Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

now i feel foolish..


Jan. 30, 2009 | 10:54 PM ThisUserNameSucks says:

I don't see much to parody in street fighter, to be honest. :/


Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:35 PM RECKLESSFIRE says:

i love street fighter on this web site all the time.


Jan. 31, 2009 | 12:59 AM bluezealot says:

I love you Johnny!


Jan. 31, 2009 | 1:40 AM Kenkaku says:

Sorry for the late response, but whatev:

Yeah, I know that each character has a story, but like you said, most of the stories are so ridiculous that trying to parody it would be like making fun of a midget for being short. It just falls on itself.

But it doesn't matter now. I have a little skit up my sleeve that's sure to be better than your joke >:3


Jan. 31, 2009 | 1:52 AM Wartooth118 says:

^^^

These people are all faggots.

Except igott. His faggotry is low.


Jan. 31, 2009 | 10:16 AM Luis says:

JEFF, ive reinstated you back into my facebook lifestyle.

Actually my account got deleted so i have to make friends all over again. :(


Jan. 31, 2009 | 1:53 PM supyohos123 says:

I'm fapping off to the idea that Chun Li puts my dick into a leglock and crushing it making the head explode!!


Jan. 31, 2009 | 11:11 PM shinron666 says:

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


Feb. 1, 2009 | 4:48 AM UncompleteableTeaser says:

Can I join
I only play street fighter in arcades but I think I can make something okay.


Feb. 1, 2009 | 7:19 PM LyricalRabbit says:

I didn't actually play SF that much, and I really don't know anything about it, so yeah.


Feb. 2, 2009 | 8:17 AM corupption says:

Omg is it coming out on february 10th? thats my birthday xd


Feb. 2, 2009 | 3:59 PM Zyphonee says:

I´m back from Uruguay, so now I just have to lipsync a few things and send it in, so when you see an unoriginal joke making Dhalsim gay, you know whose asshole it is!


Feb. 2, 2009 | 4:44 PM Icedcool says:

Man. I liked the time traveling triangle.


Feb. 3, 2009 | 3:45 AM XxTwisted46xX says:

I want a god damn shape collab.


Feb. 3, 2009 | 3:46 AM XxTwisted46xX says:

Not only that, I want PART two of the time traveling triangle kicking ass and taking names.

... Then it gets front page.

I would laugh at all the drama that would start.

Feb. 3, 2009 | 5:49 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I'm low enough to actually do that.


Feb. 3, 2009 | 5:40 AM Megaaussie says:

OYAJIIIIII


Feb. 3, 2009 | 3:18 PM Tiki-Dog says:

Stampers gonna make a porno i know it.


Feb. 3, 2009 | 4:21 PM TehSlapHappy says:

DING DONG


Feb. 3, 2009 | 6:40 PM Pacflip says:

Is it strange that that actually motivated me?
You might see something from me.


Feb. 3, 2009 | 11:54 PM kokonut10 says:

NOT THE TIME-TRAVELING TRIANGLE. *goes and slits wrists*


Feb. 4, 2009 | 4:59 PM DropTrou says:

Not that I hope this Street Fighter collab doesnt kickass, but it would rock my world to see the return of the time traveling triangle. Perhaps going back to play Johnny B. Goode in front of his parents and Biff?


Feb. 4, 2009 | 8:21 PM daxter264 says:

lol penis's and nips 4 street fighter I think that says somthing

*hums quietly*


Feb. 17, 2009 | 11:48 PM pizzaman117 says:

DING DONG


Mar. 1, 2009 | 6:49 PM kingglen says:

cool


May. 29, 2009 | 12:52 PM MP3tunesuser says:

DING+DONG DING+DONG!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.allofmp3tunes.com/Search/?
q=DING+DONG

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