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Newgrounds LittleBigPlanet

Posted by JohnnyUtah Oct. 4, 2008 @ 12:04 PM EDT

We somehow snagged a littlebigplanet beta code here at the office, so I spent a few hours cranking out a newgrounds/back to the future inspired level.

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You probably can't read the text all that well but basically the Captain tells you that Dad's kid went back in time and destroyed the future so you need to work you way through the level to the buried time machine, go back in time and stop "me" from Dad n me. WHATEVER HIS NAME IS GOD THIS IS AWKWARD.

Anyways, besides the tons of glitches and malfunctions I ran into just building relatively simple contraptions, it seems like it's got a ton of potential. I uploaded it so if you got the beta just keep an eye out for "Newgrounds To The Future" AND CHECK OUT MY BITCHING TIME TRAVELLING EFFECTS YEAH!

..and i cut the audio out because there was a bunch of talking going on in the background and it was distracting...so play your favorite epic music and watch.

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174 Comments

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:07 PM SamIam says:

That's amazing, Now I am confused so Big Little Planet allows you to import images or something for you to get the P-Bot platforms and stuff.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:09 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you can import low res images from your ps3 camera...but they all look like shit so its best to just build it all yourself.

i imported a pic of an angryfaic sticker to use as a guide then deleted it. They're made out of sponge for the inner face and wood painted black for the frame.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:08 PM Luis says:

haha thats awesome. i love the dad contraption... reminds me of minigolf.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

it took 3 hours to get that damn chainsaw working


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:11 PM This-Is-Freedom says:

yeah!! that looks cool

but the game is for ps3 isnt it?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:15 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no. wait, yes.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:12 PM KingKombat says:

EPIC


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:12 PM SamIam says:

That is pretty intense that you created everything in the level. How many exactly did it take you to fully complete the level.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:13 PM The-Hitman says:

Oh wow. How exactly did you get the chainsaw to work?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:15 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

very carefully. i had plans for more complicated stuff but i got tired of fighting the system.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:16 PM doomshock says:

are u gonna publish that?
that'l be great!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:25 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i did, and now EVERYBODY can check out my mediocrity for themselves. SWEET!


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:20 PM The-Hitman says:

Ah, okay. You did an amazing job on it anyways.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:20 PM Wonchop says:

I like the P-Bot bridge.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:24 PM mrwinneranimator says:

ohhhh yea Im going to downlo.... wait I dont have a ps3 godamit >:C


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:26 PM Murad136 says:

AMAZING! Just amazing! especially Chainsaw guy (Dad) And the cars and everything! If this were a game made by you from scratch and had loads of different characters and lots of different campaigns, it would sell out in a day :)


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:27 PM JoBo4 says:

Wow, that was amazing! I just got into the beta last night and finally got past the first few levels so I can now start building. Did you already upload this so we can all play it!?!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:14 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

yes sir

"Newgrounds To The Future"

....if you can find it

OR just friend request "newgrounds" and it should be easier to find

Updated: Oct. 4, 2008, 2:15 PM

Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:29 PM simple-but-sandy says:

I get the feeling that most people aren't going to be willing to spend time on their levels, so in order to find a good one you're going to have to sift through mountains of rubbish that will just end up clogging the LBP servers.

Oh well... looks fun. If I ever get around to getting a PS3/this game I'll be sure to check it out.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:22 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

im hoping there's a far better rating and sorting system when the full game is released


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:29 PM SamIam says:

Woah I should really proofread my comments. "How many exactly did it take you to fully complete the level."...

I was really trying to ask you how many hours did it take you?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:16 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

maybe 12-13 hours

but that also included a few hours of tutorials (yes there's that many)


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:37 PM FrozenFire says:

I can't even begin to describe how much I want to get my hands on this game..

and MGS4.

FUCK I NEED A PS3


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:39 PM awesomecooper says:

hey your animation tankmen is on my top 20 best flashes on ng. please check it out and respond. i love the tankmen series so much.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 12:42 PM Shadowii2 says:

Oh boy, that sure looks awesome. Gotta like the big "Dad" in 0:47 just mesing around with it's chainsaw.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:04 PM mooguy says:

Beta code? Watch X-Play much?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:17 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no sir


Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:09 PM ChuckDaKnife says:

Your level and the game itself are both made of absolute win


Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:12 PM RYNOL says:

I'm buying this game!!! Love sackboy, and "me"... He does need a name! Oh Tom, never names his characters... Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Dad, "me" and a bunch of other characters. At least we got Steve! :D


Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:34 PM PolishMatt says:

That was so insane, you're my hero... and Stamper too. Keep it up!


Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:10 PM JakBaronKing says:

that's amazing!

So in this game...you can pretty much customize ANYTHING?

that's really cool


Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:32 PM awesomecooper says:

CHECK OUT MY POST TOP 20 BEST FLASHES ON NG!!! TANKMEN IS ON IT!!! PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE POST!!! JUST CLICK MY NAME!!!
please respond please respond please respond please respond please respond please respond please respond please respond please respond please respond
hurry...

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:44 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ding dong


Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:49 PM JimmyDallas says:

Man... Sony should be paying you for this vid alone. I don't have a PS3 but it makes me want to go buy one for that game... And Ratchet & Clank, of course.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:50 PM MRat says:

The time travelling bit was fucking awesome!


Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:57 PM mranarchy says:

I've no Idea what little big planet is, but this was awesome!
A few hours?...Jesus how much of it did you make?
And no chance of making that car to look like the NG tank then huh?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:24 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

its a poor mans delorean

i started with a completely blank level and just started filling shit in...when i reached the far right wall i stopped.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:14 PM Kickern says:

That was so cool, I loved the moving Dad with the chainsaw :D


Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:16 PM ShadowWest says:

Holy shit, awesome. I can't wait to get this!


Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:19 PM KupaMan says:

I'm so pumped for LBP. A bunch of my faggot friends got into the beta and I didn't, so I have to wait until the 21st like everyone else.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:30 PM Carefaces says:

What platform is this coming out for?

I'll love you personally forever if you make a DS game like this <3


Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:35 PM RYNOL says:

ROFL, I just noticed that by the time machine, that Steve says "The time machine is down there. Don't DIE now :3" The :3 faic was necessary, wasn't it?

Also, Captain says, "Dad's kid went back in time and messed up the future dawg. You gotta stop that brat." At least that's what I read, but I don't think he actually said 'dawg'... JohnnyUtah, please confirm this.

And Dad says, "WHERE'S MY BOY?"

And "me" says, "Back off BUSTER! I can read your mind with this hat. I know you're trying to stop me!" I think he says hat, because he is wearing one... Yet again, confirm this Jeff.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 6:57 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

wow you're pretty good at reading unreadable text.

that "hat" is actually a "brain" you can attach to creatures in the game to give em A.I. and even kill em but i thought it looked alot like Doc Browns mind reading hat too.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 3:53 PM Stevoisiak says:

Did they finally release the beta of LittleBigPlanet on Playstation Network? If not, how did you get the beta version?


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:09 PM Wiiporter says:

looks just hotacular


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:21 PM swiftstylerX says:

That was awesome. Loved the chainsaw, lol.

Btw, did you get that script I sent you for the TANKMEN scene in Finale: Pathway Through Newgrounds? I sent it a few months ago, and I don't think you ever replied.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 6:57 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

im not sure, but for the record i just like animating my own scripts


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:31 PM sebaboss says:

what can we expect in near future from you?


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:35 PM Gabriel234 says:

Wow, OMG.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:39 PM UnderARock says:

Oh man thats crazy, did you control how that delorean worked too?


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:46 PM Lalo says:

wow thats amazing, specially the time travel part :D


Oct. 4, 2008 | 4:56 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

its cute because the sackboy model has like the almost exact same proportions as the tankmen character designs

however its sad this game wont sell well because people hate being creative. :[

Oct. 4, 2008 | 6:59 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

I am curious how this will do in the long run. Will user generated levels be enough for lazy non-creative people?

Updated: Oct. 4, 2008, 6:59 PM

Oct. 4, 2008 | 5:10 PM TimmiT9 says:

This game is the reason i want a PS3. (and some other games, but i'm mostly interested in this game)


Oct. 4, 2008 | 5:16 PM LazyMuffin says:

I still have some hatred towards you for successfully SWFing that MGS collab.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 6:46 PM Nogfish says:

oooh boy im gonna have to get that asap


Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:47 PM MiddleFingerRings says:

Christ, now I have to fucking buy a PS3, thanks alot.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:48 PM AustinBreed says:

Oh, that's awesome.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:55 PM AwesomeBeaudu says:

i wish i was in that beta T_T

i can't wait for this game >.<


Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:58 PM swiftstylerX says:

"im not sure, but for the record i just like animating my own scripts"

You're not animating it... you were just doing the voices, remember?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 8:03 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

dude i get so many PMs...im sorry i just forgot.

anyways that goes for voicing my characters with other scripts too

sorry im just wierd about it


Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:59 PM Renandchi2 says:

this looks awesome! i want to play so badly, too bad I only have a wii. they should port it to 360 and wii. congrats on making an epic game but wheres blockhead? lol


Oct. 4, 2008 | 8:02 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Damn, now you got my attention!


Oct. 4, 2008 | 8:38 PM Aksumka says:

It's a shame that I'll never play this game. I have no intention of ever buying any console.

Sucks publishers don't like PC anymore.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 9:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

your loss


Oct. 4, 2008 | 8:46 PM bigEgamer10 says:

You fucking own.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 9:15 PM S-K says:

wow... when they said this was like a game toolbox I thought it was just media hype, methinks you just proved them right x.x

Oct. 4, 2008 | 9:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_
ETYyLuTSc

you really can make some crazy shit


Oct. 4, 2008 | 9:50 PM KingRJ says:

That just made me want to get a PS3 then get LittleBigPlanet.

Thanks alot Johnny >:C


Oct. 4, 2008 | 10:30 PM Fawx says:

It looks so... REAL!


Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:01 PM Luis says:

WE DONT CARE HOW LONG THINGS TAKE YOU AS LONG AS YOU KEEP PRODUCING THINGS FOR US TO ENJOY. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.


Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:39 PM mewtwo158 says:

i never thought LittleBigPlanet could allow people to build THAT much shit


Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:46 PM TheD123 says:

Epic and amazing!!! Now I have to go buy a PS3!


Oct. 5, 2008 | 12:17 AM Ansel says:

number of people who claim they will buy a ps3 now: every-fucking-body

number of people who will actually do so: 0


Oct. 5, 2008 | 12:24 AM YoinK says:

how the hell did you make that???????????????????????????????


Oct. 5, 2008 | 1:28 AM Sack-AH-TAY-duhs says:

Wow that is quite impressive. .. back to the future is the bees knees


Oct. 5, 2008 | 1:30 AM JheeBz says:

PS3 blows. Get a 360 damnit!


Oct. 5, 2008 | 2:02 AM gameboyplayer says:

Holy fuck, that's awesome. Makes me wish I had a PS3.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 2:08 AM ShotgunPEN says:

This has to be the sweetest Newgrounds thing done for a sony system, pimptastic job man, I wish I had a PS3 to get this.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 7:24 AM Kirk-Cocaine says:

Your sackboy has a very dashing moustache.

Also this is the first time I've actually seen LPB in action, I know the whole premise was to give you control over creation, but I didn't realise you'd get that much control as shown in the video, can't wait for it now.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 9:49 AM RYNOL says:

So captain really says dawg? Wow, add that in Tankmen... ermm... 2.5, 3, I dunno... Also, thank you, I have a talent in reading, to bad I never use it for books :P.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 11:25 AM DibbityDan says:

The time traveling effect is the shit.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 11:31 AM BlueFlameSkulls says:

Yeah I noticed the Newgrounds PS3 got littlebigplanet...as it was in my friends list. Can't even remember adding it.

I would be led to believe Newgrounds gets free games but these beta keys are being handed out everywhere.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 3:33 PM lizard1996 says:

nOgOd is makeing fun of jesus and god and cathloics and cristians and stuff like hebruw ban him please


Oct. 5, 2008 | 4:39 PM C-Doodlez-Man says:

bees please. nice user image, lol. anyways, looks like a fun game.


Oct. 5, 2008 | 7:06 PM swiftstylerX says:

Your reply to my PM:

yeah i could take a crack at it

i AM pretty busy at the moment, but if you want to send me the dialogue when you actually need it, ill do my best to help you out

Your reply in this news post:

anyways that goes for voicing my characters with other scripts too
sorry im just wierd about it

I'm getting mixed signals. :(

Oct. 5, 2008 | 8:20 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i dunno dude, im crazy like that.

i think im done voicing other people stuff...im not really a voice actor and most of the stuff i do out of the KINDNESS OF MY OWN HEART never gets used anyways


Oct. 6, 2008 | 1:28 AM KurtWilder2027 says:

Sweet dude looking forward to it!


Oct. 6, 2008 | 8:28 AM LtMcMuffin says:

Silly JohnnyUtah, everybody knows that no one owns a PS3!


Oct. 6, 2008 | 12:22 PM AutomatedLullaby says:

Wow! That looks amazing :) when is the official release due?


Oct. 6, 2008 | 2:37 PM RECKLESSFIRE says:

i was watching X play and they where showing all the thing you can do its cool.

its pretty much game design training


Oct. 6, 2008 | 5:15 PM darknessdweller says:

Hmm.. sounds cool. Nice job mang! ;D


Oct. 6, 2008 | 5:42 PM Saroic says:

Wow Newgrounds is full of Ps3 fags


Oct. 7, 2008 | 5:47 AM FGIJonC says:

Wow, that's so cool! Really!

I don't have a PS3, and have been keeping up with this game because it looks very interesting, but seeing you made a level for it made me want to get a PS3 and this game even more now.

I love everything you did with it!


Oct. 7, 2008 | 9:34 AM RYNOL says:

MAKE MORE COCK JOKES DAMNIT!


Oct. 7, 2008 | 1:08 PM MarkP0rter says:

reminds me of duke nukem Manhattan project just with graphics that dont actually suck. to be honest i have no idea what little big planet is all about. people mention it everywhere but still i didnt get what it is so ill just wait until it comes out. always makes me think of little big adventure - but who still remembers that game anyways? anyways the graphics of this are incredible sexy and i love this card board style. its so cool looking and also very REALISTIC looking. i mean i see it and im like "okay this does look like cardboard" HMMM i should really go and watch db boulevard's point of view on youtube and i suggest you go and check it out as well if you get excited by card board cut outs.
also this video doesnt have any sounds, right?


Oct. 7, 2008 | 1:08 PM JT1 says:

Does Steve have a moustache?


Oct. 7, 2008 | 2:57 PM mikedood says:

i added u on mah freinds list and now im playing teh level. its awesomesauce.

Oct. 8, 2008 | 11:18 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

there's really no challenge to it, but hey have fun


Oct. 8, 2008 | 2:01 AM Afro-Ninja says:

wow, I hadn't seen this game in motion till now


Oct. 8, 2008 | 7:41 PM dante224 says:

I LOVE YA MAN! too bad i dont have a ps3 lol

that looks AWESOME


Oct. 9, 2008 | 3:21 AM synstercloudz says:

Niiice x]


Oct. 9, 2008 | 11:57 AM SPuD-J says:

Off topic... but i know you like your games and just wondering whats your "got to buy games list" as a few good games are coming out soon.

Fable 2?
Gears of war 2?
Fallout 3?
Farcry 2?
Left for dead?

becuase us newgrounders like to know these things :D

Oct. 14, 2008 | 3:02 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no
maybe
no
no
no

i really don't play that many games anymore, a few do spark my interest though

Updated: Oct. 14, 2008, 3:04 PM

Oct. 9, 2008 | 3:12 PM bodvik says:

MAKE A USELESS FLASH.


Oct. 9, 2008 | 8:07 PM Kevin says:

you would do something back to the future related.

But how come you never play with me on xbox?

:(


Oct. 9, 2008 | 8:39 PM Atgod88 says:

Can private skittles have the first name bobby?


Oct. 9, 2008 | 9:26 PM Mizox says:

what console is this for again? not that it really matters, because I probably don't have it


Oct. 11, 2008 | 3:12 PM ronoc08 says:

cant wait to get little big planet to play this level


Oct. 11, 2008 | 4:42 PM supyohos123 says:

WHY SO SERIOUS!?


Oct. 12, 2008 | 3:03 PM oreosz says:

I had always thought that littlebigplanet was retarded. but after watching this and seeing what you can do in it I regret saying that. nice job,

Xbox 360 is better though

Oct. 14, 2008 | 3:02 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

kid im not in 7th grade anymore...ive had the "super nintendo vs genesis" argument too many times.


Oct. 13, 2008 | 8:15 AM pinkfuzzyman says:

Your awesomeness amazes me


Oct. 13, 2008 | 9:52 PM NickScott says:

The one reason to get a PS3... *sigh*


Oct. 14, 2008 | 1:14 AM cast says:

I'm not sure whats more impressive... The work you did or the graphics.. :X


Oct. 14, 2008 | 6:11 PM eggburner123 says:

Can't wait till this game comes out! Utah, do you have a PS3?


Oct. 15, 2008 | 3:00 AM her3 says:

haaayy WOOWW your movie of youtube is
COoll :P i love it ;)


Oct. 17, 2008 | 8:06 AM RYNOL says:

Hey... Just wondering if you have a PSN account. If you do, can I add you?


Oct. 17, 2008 | 8:33 AM BFOverlord says:

That looks incredible!


Oct. 17, 2008 | 10:50 AM Jidget says:

This is the sole reason I want a PS3.


Oct. 18, 2008 | 8:47 AM Tzumao says:

Enjoy the delay because of offended muslims.


Oct. 18, 2008 | 5:11 PM jtm17 says:

sorry about Burnout man...you just left like.............

anyways just showing sum ps3 love

CHeeeeers


Oct. 18, 2008 | 6:19 PM stosh1919 says:

that was pretty sweet


Oct. 20, 2008 | 6:20 PM legacyofhank says:

wow with somthing like that you could make a video game like halo 4 or somthin man nice job how long it take you to make the leval?


Oct. 23, 2008 | 2:53 AM rotatablegerbile says:

why do u like dick jokes


Oct. 24, 2008 | 7:37 PM Aeonstars says:

very cool.


Oct. 25, 2008 | 1:12 AM Ransom09 says:

Played the level on the beta and it was awesome!


Oct. 25, 2008 | 9:09 AM lshida says:

Sweet. I hope to meet you on there in the future, haha, I'm totally buying it.
Great level and concept.


Oct. 27, 2008 | 12:23 AM glitch12 says:

man, this is about the only ps3 exclusive that looks any fun to me.....and this level really shows the humor of it. good job


Oct. 27, 2008 | 12:48 AM Pacflip says:

I was just wondering, when you are putting music and sounds into your animations, what do you use to do that, and how do you do it?


Oct. 27, 2008 | 6:27 PM Orangerunnermaster says:

TANK MAN!!!!X3


Oct. 29, 2008 | 4:46 PM Tugoro says:

You know what? I hate people like you, you know that? You should shut your trap hole. Your just mean. Fat ass. Jerk wad. Butt hole face. You think your funny? You SUCK. lmao. I just can't believe people like you are on newgrounds becuase your just so horrible. And your super fat and ugly. I hope you die in a coma right after being burned alive. Then as you almost recover from your coma I'll jump on your bed and pull my pants down. I'll push as hard as I can to make the biggest shit of my life. It goes in your mouth and slowly down until you swallow it. Days later you wake up to find you have to go to the bathroom. On your way to the bathroom you begin to shit. My turd comes out of your ass and combined with your stupid ass mother fucking shit creates and even bigger shit no man has ever laid eyes on. The nurse comes in to see the complete mess you made and makes you clean it up. Midway through you begin to throwup because the smell of our shit is so horrible. Now the pile is made of Your shit, my shit, and your vomit. I come in and throwup all over you. Then the pile has my vomit added to it. I hit you with a baseball bat and knock you out. I then collect the pile of shit and vomit with a baggy and force it down your throught with a funnel. You then wake up 30 minutes later and throwup again. I come in again and rup the mix all over your body and throw you out the window. We engage in an epic battle until you defeat me. You laugh standing right ontop of me while I hit your leg to cause you to fall. We then roll off a hill and fall into a garbage truck that goes to the city dump. The truck dumps us and the pile of garbage into the dump and I dig my way out first. I then lift the intire pile of garbage with you in it and throw it to a building in the close city. I jump and fly all the way to the building before you and the pile of gabrage makes it and punch the pile into space. I fly all the way up into space. At this time you make your way out of the pile of garbage and fight me again. This time I win and throw you into the sun. After the sun is destroyed you and me become best pals and go to fight of an evil empire called the Groxinators. We defeat the evil race and have a very healthly breakfast of cereal. Later we find a secret nebula that transports anymatter of any form to the center of the universe. We see that ever species ever made is there along with God himself. I shoot God in the face and start T-bagging him. You laugh and I get pissed for no reason at all and start punching you inthe stomach. You throwup again but this time I eat the throwup and spit it in a mixture of siliva and a vomit spray all over you. We laugh and then go back to earth with a new sum because I wished one with my vomit-spit spray. As we fall to the earth, we soon realize that there has been a huge time gap, and we actually have been gone for 500 billion years. The world is controled by an evil Hitler copy and he must find him. The only way is to solve an annoyingly hard 3d puzzle. As soon as that is done we find the Hitler copy and battle him. He is extremely hard and has super-effective moves against us. We soon manage to defeat him an soon bury him in honor of a worthy battle. The world soon becomes 2 diminsoinal after the great 3d puzzle was solved and we have to journey through all mario games in a 2d format. It takes us a few million years but we soon crack the games, shooting us into an even deeping domision. I start turning black and you start turning white and we both hear a loud fuzzy noise. Almost the same as the noise you here on tv when the cable has gone out. It takes us a while to figure out that the universe has colapsed on itself and we must build a time machine to go back to ever conflicted moment intime and to rescue any important future leaders. So our real journey begins. Our first stop is 65 million years ago when the dinosaurs were at their peak of strength and God wanted to get rid of them because he's a total asshole. I kill him and T-bag him again. We rescued the dinosaurs from becoming extrict and bring along a T-rex with us to tag along or wtf ever. Our second stop is during the great moment of Jesus Christ's death. I punch my way threw any roman gaurds and pull Jesus Christ out of the cross. Then I give the cross to the T-rex as a gift and travel threw time once more. Our next stop is around the mid of WW2. I find the battle of the buldge on my timeradar and travel there to safe some dumbass's from dieing. You travel to when japan attacked Pearl habor and ninja jumb all over the jap's planes to make them crash. Finally the T-rex travels to when Hitler shot him self and stop hitler. Hitler then saw the mighty power of the T-rex and started research on how to live forever. To this day he still lives and will soon plan to attack the world with giant cloned T-rexes. We soon mourn over the loss of our beloved T-rex and then travel with rage into the near future where we find the mighty army of T-rexes with german soldiers on their backs. We battle and kill all soldiers but not the T-rexes becuase they didn't do anything. I goback into the present and take a long vacation while you travel threw time every day to make sure everything is right with the world. Later in the year 20XX you incounter a tankman. You have butt sex with him good and dirty because you love tank men. You do a cheat imitaion of the tankman and learn his type of speach. You travel back in time and start making movies about tankmen. I then get mad at you because I first dicovered tankmen and you copied off me. Then any chance I get, I try to foil one of your tankman projects. But today I say screw it I'm done. I then go home to make a movie of myself. It's ok but nothing compared to you movies even if I have an art pad. I then travel to the future and have sex with the tank men and learn how they act and talk and have sex. I go back in time and start making my movies in the year 2009. They are amazingly good and beat your movies scores by a long shot. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ.


Oct. 30, 2008 | 5:30 PM RYNOL says:

^WTF just happened...


Oct. 31, 2008 | 5:44 PM geco-deco12 says:

Little big planet will be awesome!


Oct. 31, 2008 | 10:54 PM Strength-In-Virtue says:

This is an epic level. Makes me wish I had a PS3 dude good job!


Nov. 2, 2008 | 12:57 AM hagaya says:

coolio, I wish I had LBP...or a PS3...or a life, for that matter. I'm guessing the Tankmen series is dead. I mean, the number 3 is taken, so unles you want to make ANOTHER prequel I guess you're done huh... That sucks. Whoever goes on this site who doesn't get money or infinite praise that says they have a life, they are wrong.


Nov. 2, 2008 | 12:55 PM shocktherapy says:

i just played this game on halloween its bad ass waiting to save up for it. dont have to much fun XD


Nov. 2, 2008 | 12:58 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

Sounds cool.


Nov. 2, 2008 | 4:51 PM Thenumber23pwnd says:

this is pretty good level i will give you that though


Nov. 3, 2008 | 9:19 PM bananasrus09 says:

Dude, this is the greatest thing next to paul mooney and strap on vaginas!
Nice work sir, can't wait for the perfected virgin, I mean version.


Nov. 5, 2008 | 12:23 PM greatolded says:

Ive got a xbox so ive decided it sucks


Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:27 PM Tobi says:

Your a freakin Genuis!Yay LittleBigPlanet!


Nov. 6, 2008 | 12:08 AM kokonut10 says:

Cool! If I had a PS3, I would definitely get this game.


Nov. 7, 2008 | 9:17 AM metwurzt says:

nice!
how long did it take?


Nov. 10, 2008 | 10:29 PM T-Dice says:

Ya, i like Very Much...


Nov. 11, 2008 | 6:31 PM Itsbroken2 says:

Cool


Nov. 11, 2008 | 8:42 PM Professor-D-Weed says:

Tugoro, get a hobby.

Johnny, awesome job.


Nov. 12, 2008 | 8:31 PM Xarnor says:

Those are some awesome 3D graphics. Did you design them yourself? I MUST KNOW.


Nov. 13, 2008 | 1:57 AM PolishMatt says:

There is a typo on the first sentence. 'You' when it's suppose to be 'your'.


Nov. 13, 2008 | 6:40 AM RYNOL says:

Who voices the queen in cogs of war 2? I don't have the game so I don't know if you stole some audio.


Nov. 13, 2008 | 10:52 AM SlayerX3 says:

hey Jonny I have a good question....

...the studio who made Gears of War are all right with your new flash ???

as I remember they weren't very happy when you made Cogs of War 1 and forced you to remove it from NG...or maybe they will alow you use the franchise name like you did in queers of war ?


Nov. 14, 2008 | 2:38 PM Nakrull says:

Holy shit, that was nicely made! Can it be found anywhere, or isn't it uploaded?


Nov. 14, 2008 | 2:47 PM KofiBanan says:

How often did you see those videotapes? 1337 times?


Nov. 14, 2008 | 7:26 PM nggangsterpimp says:

WHOA! FOR ONE THAT VIDEO IS AMAZING! AND FOR TWO I HAVE BEEN WANTING YOU TO MAKE A COGS 2 EVER SINCE I SAW COGS ONE! YOU FUCKING RULE!


Nov. 15, 2008 | 7:51 AM Lost-Wisdom says:

It's a shame they delayed it for us until October 28th.

Man, how I want this game.


Nov. 15, 2008 | 11:10 AM g0m says:

i got the #1 score. Yay.


Nov. 15, 2008 | 6:22 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

that's incredlble! The awesome graphics makes everything look like toys! That's pretty sweet. I don't know anything about little big planet or how you made everything so custom, but man that was sweet. You are too awesome, Johnny Utah.


Nov. 15, 2008 | 7:46 PM TehdeShite says:

A giant, WORM?


Nov. 16, 2008 | 7:52 PM lilcheeselad says:

Holy shit, I wish I had a PS3.


Nov. 16, 2008 | 8:52 PM Kenkaku says:

So when is Epic Games going to take down Cogs of War 2?


Nov. 17, 2008 | 5:26 PM extremevoltage says:

Where I find that song for the end of Cogs of War 2?


Nov. 17, 2008 | 6:27 PM grimreaper76 says:

asome looks like a mod


Nov. 18, 2008 | 2:16 AM Aeonstars says:

MARIAAA.


Nov. 18, 2008 | 7:56 PM Bryan says:

awesome


Nov. 18, 2008 | 10:03 PM falariem says:

That was pretty sweet. I liked the Back to the Future bit.


Nov. 18, 2008 | 10:54 PM Reaperyami says:

Damn it, Now I'm going to have to go and buy a PS3 to hop on your cock some more... >:(


Nov. 19, 2008 | 9:43 AM risbolla says:

More like the problems of the past, today


Nov. 20, 2008 | 3:14 PM Splurda says:

sooo should i buy it or not?


Nov. 20, 2008 | 6:05 PM Pedropmp says:

You sure are an artist ahah
btw did it ever happen to you, someone which you don't know suddenly appears and tries to be one of the closest friend?
That happened to be last month, I work on a famous online game team and one player did that, I spent my afternoon laughing on his conversation ahah


Nov. 21, 2008 | 3:23 PM Psycedelic says:

Oh yeah, lol.. I saw that in Youtube earlier :P


Nov. 21, 2008 | 9:44 PM Doom-Fan says:

Goddammit Johnny... GODDAMMIT.


Nov. 23, 2008 | 6:03 AM AceTheSly says:

Seriously man what is that game?

Is it out yet/

lol xD


Nov. 23, 2008 | 4:21 PM Splurda says:

does the title "Newgrounds LittleBigPlanet" give you no clue at all?


Nov. 24, 2008 | 2:42 AM rotatablegerbile says:

GIMMIE A DICK JOKE NOW OR IM GONNA ASSASSINATE TOM AND UR MOM.


Nov. 24, 2008 | 8:58 AM MADMAN-REYNOLDS says:

xDDD
That Looks Kinda Cool!
I Love how you put in the angry 'Faic'
and The Tankmen :DDD


Nov. 26, 2008 | 2:09 PM rock-starclock says:

Shit how long did this take to make.


Nov. 27, 2008 | 1:18 PM DWT-Productions says:

amazing stuff!!


Nov. 28, 2008 | 3:56 AM TDMprototype says:

As far as platformers go... kick me in the nuts, but I prefer to stick to Sonic Unleashed... That level was pretty cool though! Keep it up!


Nov. 29, 2008 | 12:32 AM figgypwns says:

do you have left 4 dead for the 360?

if you do we should co op the shit out of it!


Nov. 29, 2008 | 4:40 PM pwnmastr says:

I really want an answer to this so could you Pretty please respond?

I thought Cliffy B made you take down cogs of war. So how did you get away with making a second one?


Nov. 30, 2008 | 6:24 AM SimonG says:

Oh, man, I want PS3... and I only have 360... The NG stage owned.


Nov. 30, 2008 | 1:10 PM TheAngelOfDarkness says:

You know what? I hate people like you, you know that? You should shut your trap hole. Your just mean. Fat ass. Jerk wad. Butt hole face. You think your funny? You SUCK. lmao. I just can't believe people like you are on newgrounds becuase your just so horrible. And your super fat and ugly. I hope you die in a coma right after being burned alive. Then as you almost recover from your coma I'll jump on your bed and pull my pants down. I'll push as hard as I can to make the biggest shit of my life. It goes in your mouth and slowly down until you swallow it. Days later you wake up to find you have to go to the bathroom. On your way to the bathroom you begin to shit. My turd comes out of your ass and combined with your stupid ass mother fucking shit creates and even bigger shit no man has ever laid eyes on. The nurse comes in to see the complete mess you made and makes you clean it up. Midway through you begin to throwup because the smell of our shit is so horrible. Now the pile is made of Your shit, my shit, and your vomit. I come in and throwup all over you. Then the pile has my vomit added to it. I hit you with a baseball bat and knock you out. I then collect the pile of shit and vomit with a baggy and force it down your throught with a funnel. You then wake up 30 minutes later and throwup again. I come in again and rup the mix all over your body and throw you out the window. We engage in an epic battle until you defeat me. You laugh standing right ontop of me while I hit your leg to cause you to fall. We then roll off a hill and fall into a garbage truck that goes to the city dump. The truck dumps us and the pile of garbage into the dump and I dig my way out first. I then lift the intire pile of garbage with you in it and throw it to a building in the close city. I jump and fly all the way to the building before you and the pile of gabrage makes it and punch the pile into space. I fly all the way up into space. At this time you make your way out of the pile of garbage and fight me again. This time I win and throw you into the sun. After the sun is destroyed you and me become best pals and go to fight of an evil empire called the Groxinators. We defeat the evil race and have a very healthly breakfast of cereal. Later we find a secret nebula that transports anymatter of any form to the center of the universe. We see that ever species ever made is there along with God himself. I shoot God in the face and start T-bagging him. You laugh and I get pissed for no reason at all and start punching you inthe stomach. You throwup again but this time I eat the throwup and spit it in a mixture of siliva and a vomit spray all over you. We laugh and then go back to earth with a new sum because I wished one with my vomit-spit spray. As we fall to the earth, we soon realize that there has been a huge time gap, and we actually have been gone for 500 billion years. The world is controled by an evil Hitler copy and he must find him. The only way is to solve an annoyingly hard 3d puzzle. As soon as that is done we find the Hitler copy and battle him. He is extremely hard and has super-effective moves against us. We soon manage to defeat him an soon bury him in honor of a worthy battle. The world soon becomes 2 diminsoinal after the great 3d puzzle was solved and we have to journey through all mario games in a 2d format. It takes us a few million years but we soon crack the games, shooting us into an even deeping domision. I start turning black and you start turning white and we both hear a loud fuzzy noise. Almost the same as the noise you here on tv when the cable has gone out. It takes us a while to figure out that the universe has colapsed on itself and we must build a time machine to go back to ever conflicted moment intime and to rescue any important future leaders. So our real journey begins. Our first stop is 65 million years ago when the dinosaurs were at their peak of strength and God wanted to get rid of them because he's a total asshole. I kill him and T-bag him again. We rescued the dinosaurs from becoming extrict and bring along a T-rex with us to tag along or wtf ever. Our second stop is during the great moment of Jesus Christ's death. I punch my way threw any roman gaurds and pull Jesus Christ out of the cross. Then I give the cross to the T-rex as a gift and travel threw time once more. Our next stop is around the mid of WW2. I find the battle of the buldge on my timeradar and travel there to safe some dumbass's from dieing. You travel to when japan attacked Pearl habor and ninja jumb all over the jap's planes to make them crash. Finally the T-rex travels to when Hitler shot him self and stop hitler. Hitler then saw the mighty power of the T-rex and started research on how to live forever. To this day he still lives and will soon plan to attack the world with giant cloned T-rexes. We soon mourn over the loss of our beloved T-rex and then travel with rage into the near future where we find the mighty army of T-rexes with german soldiers on their backs. We battle and kill all soldiers but not the T-rexes becuase they didn't do anything. I goback into the present and take a long vacation while you travel threw time every day to make sure everything is right with the world. Later in the year 20XX you incounter a tankman. You have butt sex with him good and dirty because you love tank men. You do a cheat imitaion of the tankman and learn his type of speach. You travel back in time and start making movies about tankmen. I then get mad at you because I first dicovered tankmen and you copied off me. Then any chance I get, I try to foil one of your tankman projects. But today I say screw it I'm done. I then go home to make a movie of myself. It's ok but nothing compared to you movies even if I have an art pad. I then travel to the future and have sex with the tank men and learn how they act and talk and have sex. I go back in time and start making my movies in the year 2009. They are amazingly good and beat your movies scores by a long shot. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ. I find the battle of the buldge on my timeradar and travel there to safe some dumbass's from dieing. You travel to when japan attacked Pearl habor and ninja jumb all over the jap's planes to make them crash. Finally the T-rex travels to when Hitler shot him self and stop hitler. Hitler then saw the mighty power of the T-rex and started research on how to live forever. To this day he still lives and will soon plan to attack the world with giant cloned T-rexes. We soon mourn over the loss of our beloved T-rex and then travel with rage into the near future where we find the mighty army of T-rexes with german soldiers on their backs. We battle and kill all soldiers but not the T-rexes becuase they didn't do anything. I goback into the present and take a long vacation while you travel threw time every day to make sure everything is right with the world. Later in the year 20XX you incounter a tankman. You have butt sex with him good and dirty because you love tank men. You do a cheat imitaion of the tankman and learn his type of speach. You travel back in time and start making movies about tankmen. I then get mad at you because I first dicovered tankmen and you copied off me. Then any chance I get, I try to foil one of your tankman projects. But today I say screw it I'm done. I then go home to make a movie of myself. It's ok but nothing compared to you movies even if I have an art pad. I then travel to the future and have sex with the tank men and learn how they act and talk and have sex. I go back in time and start making my movies in the year 2009. They are amazingly good and beat your movies scores by a long shot. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ. I laugh a little then have a party.

Dec. 2, 2008 | 7:52 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

I agree?


Nov. 30, 2008 | 1:11 PM TheAngelOfDarkness says:

lol.i didnt write that


Dec. 1, 2008 | 5:54 AM killaboy69 says:

poor mike you voting 0 on doom 1 I rofl'd at it though


Dec. 2, 2008 | 12:58 AM MonkeyShadow says:

i love ur work
when are u gonna make more tankmen series or are u ashamed of what people did to series?


Dec. 2, 2008 | 7:20 PM cMoni says:

thats godly.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 3:01 PM MolotovBoy says:

that is just amazing!


Dec. 10, 2008 | 10:11 AM therealanimator says:

damn u johnny utah i thought i was the first to come up with this idea >:(


Dec. 13, 2008 | 7:15 PM Aryk says:

Mind if I steal your banner for the season?


Dec. 15, 2008 | 11:25 AM Alfie says:

Ha ha, a spongy angry faic with a wooden frame, what about the white dots?

And what if you get it wet?


Dec. 16, 2008 | 1:51 AM Scizor300 says:

I have a PS3...
FUCK I NEED INTERNET ON IT SO I CAN GET THAT BETA GAME!!!!!


Dec. 20, 2008 | 6:02 PM Fawx says:

how do you make dad throw his chainsaw around? i just finished all the tutorials supposedly.


Feb. 4, 2009 | 10:06 PM sir5000 says:

Is it possible to download this in the full version of LBP?

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