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I've done my best to rework it (and am currently reanimating a bunch of shit to match the new dialogue) and should be done sometime mid-next month (or before).

oh and that guy on the right is Ted. He's a sniper and likes wearing his night vision goggles during the day I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T ASK

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Aug. 20, 2007 | 6:45 PM Lalo says:

nice. i wonder if thats the real dialogue....

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:12 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

sadly, its not

Aug. 20, 2007 | 6:52 PM Pointy-Circle says:

Oh my god, you're so hot I want to make cookies on you.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 6:59 PM Luis says:

DAMMIT. i wanted to post first....

lol.

reason i usually stalk userpages is because when i goto work i browse through the site while i drink my coffee... i figure im on the clock may as well enjoy it.

maybe we're just friends with the same people :/

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:12 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

3rd...still not bad.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:03 PM BlackCaliber says:

I'd imagine wearing night vision goggles in the day would damage your eyes something fierce. He's not going to be a very good sniper pretty soon.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:12 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

he's very surly

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:12 PM DarKsidE555 says:

Nice...looks sweet so far! By the way...do you consider using some "old" tankmen audio from the contest in the new episode BESIDES Arbiters stuff? :P

I had in mind that you wanted to do something with a couple of entries but you never shouted it out in teh audio forum. ;)

Anyways, hope you can finish it up soon!

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:18 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

the truth is i did TRY to work some in, but when they asked me to approve the contest i didnt even really start on tankmen 2 yet and didn't know what I'd need. i tried to be a good sport and said sure go ahead with the contest....I don't think any made it though in the end.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:30 PM HeRetiK says:

His night vision goggles look like boobs. With huge, green glowing nipples.

Hot.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:32 PM Billy-Bean says:

I BLAME THE MEXICANS

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:33 PM JonBro says:

The art looks slightly different.
It's like... Even more stylish.

Uh... Is that like an ashtray or a coaster on the right?

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:33 PM Evan says:

Taking long enough.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:35 PM RubbaBandSlingaz says:

Yo, Da Sniper Gona Have Some Fucked Up Eyes, He Gona Shoot One Of His Own Guys And Think Its An Enemy

Cant Wait For It Tho

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:49 PM CirrusEpix says:

Personally, I've never understood your recent obsession with cocks. I can't say I'm happy with the constant references to penile on Newgrounds, but its certainly what the people want.

BTW - I was flipping through my old flash library and I watched "Low Brow Humor." Nothing more to say on that =)

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:31 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

cocks are funny brian. they're like the star wars of the groin.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 7:54 PM Flee says:

Nice. Look at all the tankmen in the backround.... I wonder what they're talking about.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:00 PM RubberNinja says:

Can you see in Night Vision during the day? I would have thought it'd just give you bright white imagery.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:04 PM Ertyguy says:

So the night-vision goggles let you see the person's eyes?
And is the guy saying dicks? the captain from the first flick?

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:34 PM TheSoulMan says:

Answer: he gets a bigger dick.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:37 PM Bus-Driver says:

dicks?

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:40 PM Masquatto says:

I'm looking forward to it.

Be sure to include another Office Space soundtrack, kay?

Aug. 20, 2007 | 8:50 PM TomaMoto says:

Will there be other voice actors in 2? First off, I don't mean it as a complaint as you've got a real swanky voice, Jeff. You make it work for all your characters. Still, a crazy-badass artist like yourself (months later, I still can't get over that staff page) outsourcing on voices would create an awesome opportunity for talented voice actors looking for exposure. I know a whole mess of people who'd be interested, myself included. Anywho, just something to noodle around. Thanks for hearin' me out.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 9:02 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i am a control freak, ansd yeah the additional voices in this one (only 2 new ones..sort of) but i may get some guys in the office for the next one

Aug. 20, 2007 | 9:05 PM NegativeONE says:

Tits. I look forward.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 9:14 PM EvilEgg says:

.... you can't cover up the stench of failure with cheap colone (or cologn i can't spell it)

Aug. 20, 2007 | 10:54 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

maybe his name isnt ted afterall, i forgot i already had a ted.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 9:18 PM FreekC says:

TANKMEN should be on TV. it is the greatest thing on NG. WHY DON'T IT HAVE A TV SERIES?

Aug. 20, 2007 | 10:53 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

because i hate success. HATE IT.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 9:57 PM UberBarista says:

Hey when's Tankmen 2 coming ou...

Aug. 20, 2007 | 10:41 PM KingDavid says:

Dicks? Dicks. DICKS!
Cocks? ....omg no
ya lol
Penis
pussy
ROFL U SAID PENIS
Aids plz
kthxbaii
luuuuul no funny
>:C
DICKSSSSSSSA

Okay

cokjoke translation: looking good, can't wait!

Aug. 20, 2007 | 10:53 PM Aksumka says:

Awesome! I can't wait.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 11:14 PM X-Naut says:

Who wouldn't want to wear night vision goggles during the day? That'd be like wearing sunglasses during the night. Only the coolest of the cool do that stuff.

Anyway, can't wait until it's finished, blah blah blah, and good luck with all that.

Balls.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 11:17 PM TheCriminalDuder says:

It will be epic beyond belief!

Aug. 20, 2007 | 11:18 PM FatBadger says:

i have to ask why is he wearing night vision goggles they dont work right in the day although yeah they kinda do. I mean i would. Definatly did it.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 11:24 PM LtMcMuffin says:

In the immortal words of Stamper: Cock joke :D

Is that Ted from 1.5? He probably thinks the goggles are sexy... I do.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 11:58 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

private skittles from 1.5 will be making an appearance.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 12:27 AM NessMasta says:

I've got time to wait. By looking at the picture above, it looks like that Tankmen 2 will be even more hilarious. Can't wait to see it and keep up the good work!

Aug. 21, 2007 | 12:31 AM That-Is-Bull says:

Hey, fuck you.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 1:15 AM The-Swain says:

You bastard, your artwork is so clean that it makes me want to take a shower.

Don't worry, even if you doubt the integrity of your animation, no one will notice. They won't be able to take their eyes off the dick jokes.

btw PM me if u need a voice actor LOLSTARS

Aug. 21, 2007 | 9:03 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

i need to make up some new characters for additional voices, you're at the top of the list swain

Aug. 21, 2007 | 10:03 AM That-Is-Bull says:

I'll give you $5 if the movie starts with "Hey, fuck you."

Aug. 21, 2007 | 10:32 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

there is a "FUCK YOU" in there, so dont think you caused it, i recorded it months ago

Updated: Aug. 21, 2007, 10:32 AM

Aug. 21, 2007 | 10:04 AM That-Is-Bull says:

Seriously.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 10:04 AM That-Is-Bull says:

Do it.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 11:53 AM That-Is-Bull says:

No but make it start with "Hey, fuck you." It'll be so much cooler.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 1:36 PM The-Swain says:

Haha, I was mostly joshing since apparently I'm the impromptu JohnnyUtah-Tankman-voice stand-in. But now that you mention it...!

Aug. 21, 2007 | 2:13 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you can voice act like a pro, so you're an easy choice :)

Aug. 21, 2007 | 2:43 PM Imacow says:

Hmm, looks good. But why is there a hole in the mountain?

Aug. 21, 2007 | 3:15 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

the epic war caused it

Aug. 21, 2007 | 3:10 PM bucher says:

Those goggles kinda look like eyes. they need a third thingy at the top, Sam Fisher style. Can't wait for this though.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 3:16 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i was debating 3...then 1. couldnt decide.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 4:16 PM Paradox says:

omigosh dicks

Aug. 21, 2007 | 5:03 PM Little-Rena says:

Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks. Dicks dicks? Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.

Also dicks.

On a serious note though.

dicks.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 6:54 PM Dj-Svenzo says:

I dunno if it's ur voice u use in ur tankmen flash..but it always makes me laugh,very funny way of voice acting.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 11:14 PM ShortMonkey says:

Looking great so far... the graphics look more professional compared to the last two even though they were superb. I love how you've drawn the table... plus, I thought you were over dick jokes?

No, wait... that was cock jokes... dick jokes are totally different.

Aug. 22, 2007 | 12:03 AM PlatinumX9 says:

yeah, looks great can't wait for you to unleash some genuine dick jokes. Anyway im a huge fan of your art and tankmen voices, but i wouldnt mind some of the office in it. Anyway it'd be great if you could reply to this. kthxbai.

~PX9

Aug. 22, 2007 | 4:06 AM PureLionHeart says:

Awesome. Ashamed to say I just now got around to seeing Tankmen 1.5, but loved it, much like the original.

Can't wait for more Tankmen and awesome voice acting!

Aug. 22, 2007 | 4:19 AM Rudy says:

Would you consider for me to have a "dicks dicks dicks" conversation with my mother tomorrow?

Aug. 22, 2007 | 11:54 AM Hitman407 says:

Wogh! I can't wait for this! It's been so long since you released you others! :D But, I really enjoyed them, I hope this up to the expect ions....or better :D From that picture alone, it looks damn amazing!

I'd just like to say, that you are my favorite animatoron the website :D (I love those shorts you made on the bytesize miniplayer thingy) :D

Aug. 22, 2007 | 12:09 PM Superperpel says:

The world doesn't look so destroyed to me.

Aug. 23, 2007 | 1:12 AM Jake says:

Looks awesome. I look forward to seeing it in the portal.

Aug. 23, 2007 | 4:11 AM PureLionHeart says:

Also, great profile message. :P
*Reference Get*

Aug. 23, 2007 | 7:40 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

thank god somebody got it

Aug. 23, 2007 | 1:21 PM unfrozenMONKEY says:

hey man, love your art. but how do you do it? Sure it's talent and knowhow but what are the tricks man. couldn't you make some tutorials, (like luis does)?

Aug. 23, 2007 | 7:40 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

MAGIC wwoooooooooo

(maybe ill make a tutorial one day)

Updated: Aug. 23, 2007, 7:41 PM

Aug. 24, 2007 | 12:53 AM Ecke says:

Dicks.

Aug. 24, 2007 | 3:13 AM TheCriminalDuder says:

I can VA if ya want. I can do a good hick voice and I've already done a TANKDUDER voice before. :3

Aug. 24, 2007 | 6:49 AM ExiledSoul says:

cock joke

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:14 PM luka says:

Likes wearing night vision goggles during the day? I love that. I should probably send you an audio sample of my beautiful voice talent to top Swain and be the first on the list lolololololololol.

Aug. 24, 2007 | 2:00 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i should get voice samples from a bunch of people

i think im gonna make you the suave ladies-man tankman

Aug. 24, 2007 | 2:03 PM pHuXxXB0xX says:

so how many dicks is that?

A LOT

lulz

Aug. 24, 2007 | 8:48 PM Josh-B says:

Wait, I thought it was just the captain that wore those kind of goggles...

Aug. 25, 2007 | 1:33 AM RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh says:

Why don't you ask Tom and Dan to make this into a multiplayer game for Xbox 360? Tankmen would work so fucking well as that, and represent newgrounds in a fresh way too.

Aug. 25, 2007 | 7:31 PM BlueHippo says:

daayum, those look slick. looks like you completely redrew them, and they look even better than before :0 gonna kick ass, obviously, so, i'll be lurking the portal waiting ;)

...or you know, the frontpage because it will be there .2 seconds after it is submit :P

Aug. 26, 2007 | 2:50 AM Henry-nougat says:

Those goggles make him look really edgy and stressed looking.

By the way is that apple juice hes drinking,

Grand.

Aug. 26, 2007 | 3:43 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

calorie free apple juice

Aug. 26, 2007 | 6:23 AM Sevkat says:

Upload it on photobucket or somethin' so the world can have a beta of it.

Aug. 26, 2007 | 3:15 PM ElMagico says:

i look gay in pink.

Aug. 26, 2007 | 4:33 PM SUG4R-F13ND says: