nice. i wonder if thats the real dialogue....

Oh my god, you're so hot I want to make cookies on you.

DAMMIT. i wanted to post first....

lol.

reason i usually stalk userpages is because when i goto work i browse through the site while i drink my coffee... i figure im on the clock may as well enjoy it.

maybe we're just friends with the same people :/

I'd imagine wearing night vision goggles in the day would damage your eyes something fierce. He's not going to be a very good sniper pretty soon.

Nice...looks sweet so far! By the way...do you consider using some "old" tankmen audio from the contest in the new episode BESIDES Arbiters stuff? :P

I had in mind that you wanted to do something with a couple of entries but you never shouted it out in teh audio forum. ;)

Anyways, hope you can finish it up soon!

His night vision goggles look like boobs. With huge, green glowing nipples.

Hot.

I BLAME THE MEXICANS

The art looks slightly different.
It's like... Even more stylish.

Uh... Is that like an ashtray or a coaster on the right?

Taking long enough.

Yo, Da Sniper Gona Have Some Fucked Up Eyes, He Gona Shoot One Of His Own Guys And Think Its An Enemy

Cant Wait For It Tho

Personally, I've never understood your recent obsession with cocks. I can't say I'm happy with the constant references to penile on Newgrounds, but its certainly what the people want.

BTW - I was flipping through my old flash library and I watched "Low Brow Humor." Nothing more to say on that =)

Nice. Look at all the tankmen in the backround.... I wonder what they're talking about.

Can you see in Night Vision during the day? I would have thought it'd just give you bright white imagery.

So the night-vision goggles let you see the person's eyes?
And is the guy saying dicks? the captain from the first flick?

Answer: he gets a bigger dick.

dicks?

I'm looking forward to it.

Be sure to include another Office Space soundtrack, kay?

Will there be other voice actors in 2? First off, I don't mean it as a complaint as you've got a real swanky voice, Jeff. You make it work for all your characters. Still, a crazy-badass artist like yourself (months later, I still can't get over that staff page) outsourcing on voices would create an awesome opportunity for talented voice actors looking for exposure. I know a whole mess of people who'd be interested, myself included. Anywho, just something to noodle around. Thanks for hearin' me out.

Tits. I look forward.

.... you can't cover up the stench of failure with cheap colone (or cologn i can't spell it)

TANKMEN should be on TV. it is the greatest thing on NG. WHY DON'T IT HAVE A TV SERIES?

Hey when's Tankmen 2 coming ou...

Storylines, FBF, good dialouge, no cock jokes. Jeff that's just terrible.

Dicks? Dicks. DICKS!
Cocks? ....omg no
ya lol
Penis
pussy
ROFL U SAID PENIS
Aids plz
kthxbaii
luuuuul no funny
>:C
DICKSSSSSSSA

Okay

cokjoke translation: looking good, can't wait!

Awesome! I can't wait.

Who wouldn't want to wear night vision goggles during the day? That'd be like wearing sunglasses during the night. Only the coolest of the cool do that stuff.

Anyway, can't wait until it's finished, blah blah blah, and good luck with all that.

Balls.

It will be epic beyond belief!

i have to ask why is he wearing night vision goggles they dont work right in the day although yeah they kinda do. I mean i would. Definatly did it.

In the immortal words of Stamper: Cock joke :D

Is that Ted from 1.5? He probably thinks the goggles are sexy... I do.

I've got time to wait. By looking at the picture above, it looks like that Tankmen 2 will be even more hilarious. Can't wait to see it and keep up the good work!

Hey, fuck you.

You bastard, your artwork is so clean that it makes me want to take a shower.

Don't worry, even if you doubt the integrity of your animation, no one will notice. They won't be able to take their eyes off the dick jokes.

btw PM me if u need a voice actor LOLSTARS

I'll give you $5 if the movie starts with "Hey, fuck you."

Seriously.

Do it.

No but make it start with "Hey, fuck you." It'll be so much cooler.

Haha, I was mostly joshing since apparently I'm the impromptu JohnnyUtah-Tankman-voice stand-in. But now that you mention it...!

Hmm, looks good. But why is there a hole in the mountain?

Those goggles kinda look like eyes. they need a third thingy at the top, Sam Fisher style. Can't wait for this though.

omigosh dicks

Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks. Dicks dicks? Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.

Also dicks.

On a serious note though.

dicks.

I dunno if it's ur voice u use in ur tankmen flash..but it always makes me laugh,very funny way of voice acting.

Looking great so far... the graphics look more professional compared to the last two even though they were superb. I love how you've drawn the table... plus, I thought you were over dick jokes?

No, wait... that was cock jokes... dick jokes are totally different.

yeah, looks great can't wait for you to unleash some genuine dick jokes. Anyway im a huge fan of your art and tankmen voices, but i wouldnt mind some of the office in it. Anyway it'd be great if you could reply to this. kthxbai.

~PX9

Awesome. Ashamed to say I just now got around to seeing Tankmen 1.5, but loved it, much like the original.

Can't wait for more Tankmen and awesome voice acting!

Would you consider for me to have a "dicks dicks dicks" conversation with my mother tomorrow?

nice, tankman 2 is comin out, after lookin at tankman and 1.5 I thought there was gonna be a 1.7 or somthin. Iguess the story continues. So other than that, Is there some tankday comin up? included with a flash package? usually stuff like this includes more stuff. So besides all the time you spent on this project, when is it due to come out?

Wogh! I can't wait for this! It's been so long since you released you others! :D But, I really enjoyed them, I hope this up to the expect ions....or better :D From that picture alone, it looks damn amazing!

I'd just like to say, that you are my favorite animatoron the website :D (I love those shorts you made on the bytesize miniplayer thingy) :D

The world doesn't look so destroyed to me.

Looks awesome. I look forward to seeing it in the portal.

Also, great profile message. :P
*Reference Get*

hey man, love your art. but how do you do it? Sure it's talent and knowhow but what are the tricks man. couldn't you make some tutorials, (like luis does)?

Dicks.

I can VA if ya want. I can do a good hick voice and I've already done a TANKDUDER voice before. :3

cock joke

Likes wearing night vision goggles during the day? I love that. I should probably send you an audio sample of my beautiful voice talent to top Swain and be the first on the list lolololololololol.

so how many dicks is that?

A LOT

lulz

Wait, I thought it was just the captain that wore those kind of goggles...

Why don't you ask Tom and Dan to make this into a multiplayer game for Xbox 360? Tankmen would work so fucking well as that, and represent newgrounds in a fresh way too.

daayum, those look slick. looks like you completely redrew them, and they look even better than before :0 gonna kick ass, obviously, so, i'll be lurking the portal waiting ;)

...or you know, the frontpage because it will be there .2 seconds after it is submit :P

Those goggles make him look really edgy and stressed looking.

By the way is that apple juice hes drinking,

Grand.

Upload it on photobucket or somethin' so the world can have a beta of it.

i look gay in pink.

Gotta love those dicks.Err....in the dialog!

Hey Jonny, are you Sam Saxton? The Guy from "Takin' it to the top"

?

YAY, ^_^ tankmen are almost there i have to say i love them i hope you keep making your flash
love tyshi ;)

So0o0o0ooo you got any plans to do a TANKMAN 2.5 ? or straight to TANKMAN 3...

that'll do pig. that'll do.

cant wait for it, it looks soo good!

Hmmmm.... Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks?