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JohnnyUtah

Age/Gender: 29, Male
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I have to go return some videotapes.

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Metal Gear Collab Update (aka get your ass in gear)

Posted by JohnnyUtah Apr. 24, 2008 @ 1:43 PM EDT

OFFICIAL RULES

You got about a month left on the METAL GEAR COLLAB.

I dunno, based on the submissions it seems like you all know "Snake" and his penchant for sneaking around like a pervert, but there's also a ton of potential for non-snake based submissions that isn't really being tapped. So far I've seen maybe THREE submissions (out of SEVENTY) based on mgs2 and 3. I mean thats just fucking ridiculous...and so far maybe one based on part 4.

Let me help you guys out here alittle. You have to work with:

A LITERALLY GAY UNDEAD VAMPIRE

CYBORG NINJAS

A FAT ROLLER SKATING EXPLOSIVES EXPERT

A CROSSBOW WIELDING SPIDERY OLD MAN THAT USES FEAR TO CONTROL HIS ENEMIES

AN INSANE RUSSIAN COSMONAUT THAT LOVES FIRE (AND IS PRETTY PISSED ALL THE FUCKING TIME)

SNAKES ARCH ENEMY THAT HAS HIS DEAD BROTHERS ZOMBIE HAND GRAFTED ONTO HIS ARM THAT SOMETIMES TAKES CONTROL OF HIS MIND AND EVEN MAKES HIM SOUND LIKE HIS DEAD BROTHER - WHAT

A DUDE THAT LOVES BEING STUNG BY HORNETS

A RUSSIAN MIND READER THAT KNOWS WHEN YOU LIKE PLAYING CASTLEVANIA

SNAKES THIRD CLONED BROTHER WHO WAS ACTUALLY AGED AND MADE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (AND WHEN NOT RULING THE COUNTRY WEARS A BADASS EXOSKELETON THAT COULD RIP APART DOCTOR OCTOPUS)

A DEAD GUY THAT CRIES BLOOD AND MAKES IT RAIN

AN OLD FART WHO WAS THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER LIVE AND HAS A PET PARROT AND GOOGLY EYES

A DUDE THAT HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS IN EVERY SINGLE METAL GEAR GAME

CRAZY BITCH WITH AN INSANE RAILGUN THAT CAN'T BE HIT BY BULLETS

YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BLACK WEAPONS EXPERT

NOT TO MENTION -

THE SHAGOHOD (THE FIRST METAL GEAR)

METAL GEAR REX

METAL GEAR RAY

You have a ton of material to work with here. If you want info on even more mgs characters and events, check em out HERE.

oh and p.s. all these characters got videos on youtube. just type in "metal gear solid" and their name into the search.

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119 Comments

Apr. 24, 2008 | 1:53 PM SirNightOwl says:

Sounds like a plan :D


Apr. 24, 2008 | 1:53 PM Murad136 says:

WOW! Thanks - this is gonna rock!


Apr. 24, 2008 | 1:54 PM Murad136 says:

Haha, I love the enemies, will you participate?

Apr. 24, 2008 | 1:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

if i got time, but im planning on it.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:15 PM Psycho says:

Is my submission gonna be on it?


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:19 PM Wonchop says:

I have an idea involving a box, just gotta wait for an opening to animate it.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:54 PM jtm17 says:

I Might Have Just Wet Myself....I Cant FUCKING WAIT...
However i SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF ALL YOU SAYING "im going to be Egoraptor"
In Advance FUCK YOU
BE ORIGINAL
YOUR NOT EGORAPTOR
Thanks *(Throws 3 Shillings)*
BTW....Has Anyone Downloaded the demo of MGA on PS3 from playstaion store....took fucking 6 hours....someone should do a flash on that...Bollocks..

Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:58 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you mean metal gear online?

yeah i got it, i had WAY, WAY more trouble getting the fucking konami game code from their website. i hear that beta will start up this weekend.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:56 PM Ragnarokia says:

I was thinking if it but it would take a while for me to actually get well into it so I will miss this one. Hope it goes well.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:57 PM paddy-ryan says:

You should incentivise diversity by Ofering small prizes for the best submission based on each Metal Gear game.
ie
small cash prizes for the Best flash based on Metal Gear (msx)

Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:15 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

right now im tempted to cancel this entire thing altogether


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:59 PM OdHero says:

Hey and that's still forgetting people.

Monkey in a Diaper.

Big Boobed Bond Babe, who makes a decent Big Boobed Milf Mama (for 78 come on).

And Sokolov. He reminds me of Ted from Scrubs.

But pop culture aside and out of interest, has Raiden been put to any use other than gay and girly jokes?


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:15 PM Luigi77777 says:

Sounds awesome


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:19 PM physco-pickle says:

Holy shit, seventy?
I based mine on.. None of the games actually, I hope you add it. :(
I got an e-mail fron the collab team saiying, "it was crude, but we laughed really hard"
Is that good or bad?

Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:23 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i wrote that, its was real funny, but we cant make any final decisions until we have all the submissions in


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:26 PM Arkuni says:

My 2nd part will explain the problems behind the Metal Gear Online Beta (which starts on Saturday for Denmark, hopefully).

Do you have any mb limit for the FINAL compilation? Or will you just take every part in that rocks?

Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:15 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

please god dont do that, thats a terrible idea


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:31 PM PolishMatt says:

"AN OLD FART WHO WAS THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER LIVE AND HAS A PET PARROT AND GOOGLY EYES"

Wow, I nearly died when I saw the picture of him. If not for school, I would actually part take in this.

Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:16 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

that boss battle can easily take over an hour


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:35 PM jtm17 says:

6 HOURS...
I Know Man...
The Konami website was very unhelpful i was like wow....cant get a code...cant get user name....
But Thats PS3...MGA (and PS3) IS AWESOME...
Im Not very keen to do online if it takes me 6 hours again
The Recommended option was "the more people downloading..The Quicker"
DOES NO ONE LIKE MGA COME ON!!!!
Good Luck Mr.Utah (You can waste 6 hours making a flash eh?)
*Yes I did mean Online...Still haven't played it


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:39 PM physco-pickle says:

Yeah, I know... I can dream and hope though, right?


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:45 PM Murad136 says:

Great, but you won't be able to win! I think it would be amazing if you managed to make snake really cute and good just like your profile pic? Just a few frames of snake waving happily! That would be amazing :D! Please?

Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:14 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i didnt even draw that pic

and NO i wont be doing that


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:46 PM jtm17 says:

oh yeah can i make a public announcement...ADD ME ON PS3 Network Please
If you didnt Guess jtm17
I Guess This is Spamming..ish...


Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:50 PM Arkuni says:

cheat... I didn't get any response for my first submission, which leads me to belive that you didn't like it.

So did you like it or not?
(It's the one with Snake standing in a supermarket, borrowing the nearest fan).

Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:16 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

we're not responding to most, you'll have to wait until the due date


Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:25 PM John-The-Biter says:

Hah! Get it? Get your ass in GEAR? Ahahahahaaha

Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:58 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you wanna know something? i didn't even make that connection. im totally cereal.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:30 PM Originality says:

I don't know what's wrong with people. This is the most hype I've seen about something on Newgrounds in a long ass time. It's a chance to be recognized and to plainly tell people that you were in it. It gives not only a huge amount of bragging rights, but also a chance to be introduced to the Newgrounds staff as a credible flash artist. Collabs are a great way to stand up and be recognized. And FOR GOD SAKES THERE'S AN ADVERTISEMENT ON THE PAGE FOR IT. How much more exposure can you get?!


Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:45 PM Murad136 says:

Ok, that's still cool, but your last flash was submitted on 01/20/2008. :D Erm .. what else? Well have a nice day then...


Apr. 24, 2008 | 4:58 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

baby
babyyyyyy
i dreamt that we made the flowers
dreamt that we made the flowers
for a couple of hours
for a couple of hours
on a beautiful daaaaayyyyy

Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:59 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

that was lovely


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:05 PM Daniel-M says:

if i had the skills i'd be doing this, and i would deffo be doing something with the cobra unit. Maybe even some gay sex scene between Volgin and Raikovich!!

YOU'RE AFTER MY LEGACY


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:10 PM Bobert-Rob says:

Man, it's a shame I never played any of the Metal Gear games or I'd totally try my hand at it. And for the record, I'm not into espionage games, so... yeah, that'd be why I never played it. I think I tried a demo of Solid, like, once... of course, even with my super limited knowledge, I came up with one really REALLY lame idea that linked solid snake with the 'snakes on an airplane' movie. Yeah, that's right, it was THAT lame of an idea. Be glad I'm not doing it! :D

Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:57 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i AM glad. I've had 50 people so far tell me that was their idea, thinking they were the only ones to EVER think of it.

ironically, we have set to see a submission based on that terrible idea


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:19 PM Goonie says:

Get your ass on CoD4, I will help you rank up. I know you hate the game, but come on. :)

Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:02 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ill let the other 9 million players spawn behind each other and die in the most frustrating way possible

Updated: Apr. 24, 2008, 6:02 PM

Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:22 PM Bobbyballer says:

JONNEH, LIEK, U GOTS TO JOIN TEH BETTY BALLERS LOL WI CAN LEARN U HOWTO MAEK FLASH LOL

Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:03 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

DIE


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:30 PM Tystarr says:

Damn I guess most people got their metal gear information from the metal gear awesome flash. Maybe Metal gear solid isn't as popular as thought.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:38 PM voidshatter says:

your summaries of the characters could be a movie all its own


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:45 PM J-M-B-1493 says:

And you have the date to finish this collab? or You don't have it yet?

Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

its all in the offical rules - may 20th


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:46 PM Theo-art says:

I smell~ a sitcom!


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:46 PM J-M-B-1493 says:

Sorry for the other comment but I want to know. :(


Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:49 PM Sterance says:

If i could animate worth a shit, I'd animate the roller blading bomb bitch trying to pick up the crazy bitch that can't get shot at a roller disco.

someone animate that, he's fat so its funny


Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:12 PM KupaMan says:

Man, this is really depressing me. This should be an historic collaboration. The series is full of material to use. Some of the funniest video game parodies ever are of MGS (Fiesta, Crab Battle, Awesome). Everybody trying to participate seems to have down syndrome or something. Hopefully a lot of good stuff will rush in near the due date.

Also, why do you keep calling me bomtoons? I'M NO MORMON, GHA! Maybe I'm missing something.

Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:25 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

dammit sorry, i got some dyslexia going on with your two names :(


Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:27 PM GreenGiraffe says:

Somebody should have the tune of "Badger ver.1" and replace the snake in the animation which goes "Snaaakke, ooo it's a Snaaakkkee" with the MG Snake - and not do the badger or mushroom.

I made an attempt - it was crap.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:37 PM Hylian-Mafia says:

When you mean 3 out of 70 is that 3 that are going into the collab or being Co-Authored....Anyways, I really plan on doing two submissions. One dealing with Otacon, and the other dealing with the Cobra Unit.

Apr. 24, 2008 | 7:14 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i just meant what i said.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:48 PM Gavin says:

this has a lot of potential but from the way youre describing it im guessing it will fucking suck

damn


Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:59 PM danomano65 says:

im almost done.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 7:47 PM Nevermind3 says:

What about a huge ass black guy who speaks in metaphors and cryptic messages?

But I guess that'll mostly just lead to racism.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 8:05 PM camobch0 says:

Shouldn't you make an extra winning categorie for non-snake based submissions? And one for Snake based ones. And an award for best anim NOT to use part 1 at all.

Apr. 24, 2008 | 10:13 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 8:30 PM RubberNinja says:

So how many dick jokes in the collaboration at last count?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:15 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

a few so far


Apr. 24, 2008 | 10:14 PM DeRosa says:

Does Plisken count?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:15 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

only if its iriquoi pliskin


Apr. 24, 2008 | 10:16 PM SonicFoxStrk says:

i just bought metal gear solid the twin snakes and i see why everyone likes the series so much!! i always knew about the series but until just recently i haven't ever played them, the old metal gears (besides 3 and 4) are impossible to come by
though i can't wait to see this collab

Apr. 24, 2008 | 11:03 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

they just released a collection of 1,2, and 3 for 30 bucks


Apr. 24, 2008 | 10:19 PM SonicFoxStrk says:

also someone should do a skit about the psycho mantis dude playing poker with the other foxhound members ^^


Apr. 24, 2008 | 10:21 PM Kenkaku says:

Hm, so you want more MGS3, huh?

Good thing that that was my whole plan all along.


Apr. 24, 2008 | 10:32 PM physco-pickle says:

Hey Jeff, will you do me a favor?

Come to my house and teach me all you know.
Ill take you dinner after wards, then a rousing game of bowling ;)

Apr. 24, 2008 | 11:03 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

ROUSING ay?


Apr. 24, 2008 | 11:14 PM Aeonstars says:

mine's pretty original. No mgs characters are in it. I hope you'll like it :)


Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:20 AM physco-pickle says:

Well, yeah!
Unless you wanna play an Arousing game :3


Apr. 25, 2008 | 3:12 AM DaVeB0T says:

I would work on it, BUT I NEVER FUCKING PLAYED THE GAMES.
way to include nintendo boys

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

you just make it too easy davebot

i'll hold back just because i feel sorry for how open you just left yourself


Apr. 25, 2008 | 3:21 AM Kanti says:

these are basically all from metal gear 2

which means if you havent played it...extensively...for days:D

lol


Apr. 25, 2008 | 3:35 AM Oddler says:

You're the homo queer.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 5:56 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

calm down sir lets not get crazy here


Apr. 25, 2008 | 6:36 AM KupaMan says:

DaVeB0T, quit being a faggot. Aside from the fact that you're whining about which contest they decide to hold, 3 out of 6 of the games have been on Nintendo consoles. Shut the hell up.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:10 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

agreed


Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:31 PM MentosClock says:

I'll start working on a part as soon as I am done my Pico Day video. And I promise that it won't be as crappy as my Blamformers parts.


Apr. 25, 2008 | 2:41 PM Osuka says:

you forgot to mention the ARSENAL GEAR

on my ideas, i have at least
2 with MGS1 (1 ready)
2 of MGS2
1 of MGS3

i hope to finish it all

a question, how many "NO SNAKE" parts have arrived?

Apr. 25, 2008 | 5:55 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

bah arsenal gear is kinda like...just a big ugly boat, im not sure how you could make a joke out of that thing, but id give a dollar to anybody who could

no snake parts? not many.


Apr. 25, 2008 | 6:51 PM Theo-art says:

Bah, you shame me, Jeff.
I've never played the series, yet here I am, trying to fit in, as an IMPOSTER.
Plus, I had no Idea Vamp was bisexual, this makes my part even juicier.

mmmMMMMMMmmm...

Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:40 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

hey buddy im just here to help


Apr. 25, 2008 | 9:12 PM MalcomFrost says:

Well, I've already sent in one about Revolver Ocelot, and one about Metal Gear Rex. Just hope you got them okay. I'd like to know how many you've got that are deffinatly going into the final flash. See, some of us actually DO read these things!

Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:41 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

so far - a handful.

there's PLENTY of room for more good ones.


Apr. 25, 2008 | 10:34 PM iscrulz says:

Fortune is the codename of Helena Dolph Jackson, a leading member of Dead Cell. Her codename refers to her seemingly supernatural ability to have bullets that come into her direction pass around her and also turn explosives into duds. She is also known as Lady Luck and has earned the title of "Queen" among her Dead Cell comrades. She is armed with a large-sized railgun during combat.

Current status: Deceased

Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:41 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

oh by the way her dad is a marine sergeant and he's also gay and Vamps former lover i mean you cant make this shit up.

Updated: Apr. 26, 2008, 1:42 AM

Apr. 25, 2008 | 10:46 PM loogiesquared says:

yay!


Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:04 AM Goat-Man says:

MentosClock just made me realize something.
Planning this collab right in the middle of Pico Day might not have been the greatest idea...

My Pico Day idea fell through though. So I'm going to attempt something for this. I just wish I was better at drawing people's faces. They all look like retarded mole people or something right now :(

Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:14 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

even after picoday you still got 3 weeks..


Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:10 AM MalcomFrost says:

So you want more MGS2 huh? Never played that one, in fact, I've only ever played MGS1 and VR missions. I could try for a 3rd submission, maybe something with Metal Gear RAY this time. I've already done Rex, so why not?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:14 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

exactly


Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:10 PM Matt-Frozenfire says:

It sucks that otacon's sister died. She was badass. :P


Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:10 PM MiddleFingerRings says:

Did you get my second one?

Maybe I'll make a third... But I dunno.

Apr. 27, 2008 | 3:35 AM JohnnyUtah responds:

i think so..yeah


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:22 PM SonicFoxStrk says:

whoa a collection huh? where!! O_O; i didn't know wow i'm clueless...


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:25 PM SonicFoxStrk says:

also for anyone that wants to relive and watch some cutscenes over to refresh your memories ^^ check this link out

http://youtube.com/user/Hcloud13

this guys got the cutscenes for all of the metal gear games, it could help if you guys need to see some scenes over to think of a skit or you just get bored ^^
hope this helped


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:26 PM MalcomFrost says:

Alright Johnny, you want it? You got it! One Metal Gear Ray flash, commin up!


Apr. 27, 2008 | 10:38 PM JoBo4 says:

Mine is based on MGS3!!! As a matter of fact, it takes place near the end and off of a boss fight and one of the secrets you can perform during it. Hopefully I will be able to finish it before the deadline, because it's coming up fast and I have finals. If only this took place during summer!

Are you guys planning on making this Mega Flash Collab thing every year or just when you feel like it? I ask this because Blamformers! Came out around this time last year...if so, what game/movie will you hit next?


Apr. 28, 2008 | 7:06 AM homor says:

is it okay if i steal wonchops idea but just tween a brown square with "brawl" written on it on a white screen with no sound?

because i already did exactly that.

Apr. 28, 2008 | 5:35 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

DIE


Apr. 29, 2008 | 12:31 AM chris-the-stick2 says:

so many possibilliaties


Apr. 29, 2008 | 2:58 PM mrnihil says:

this shrimp tasted funny, but i ate it anyway. now my stomach hurts.


Apr. 29, 2008 | 8:55 PM Jakadasnake says:

The fat rollerskating demolitions expert is inherently the funniest bad guy ever.

Someone needs to do a Jerry Springer rip off - "My arch enemy grafted my brother's zombie hand onto his arm"


Apr. 29, 2008 | 10:10 PM KIRBYLINK says:

Seriously? No Johnny shorts? God dammit Newgrounds.


Apr. 30, 2008 | 10:21 PM WAaAzZAaA says:

lolz you should call it "SNAKE (THE ONE FROM METAL GEAR) COLLAB"

haha

my part will be done sooon johnny, it only has snake (srry Bout dat) but its different ;]


May. 1, 2008 | 8:01 PM Sentinel94 says:

Oh shit.....is Psycho Mantis gone yet? I don't want him to know that I like playing Kingdom Hearts. Wonder if the ps3 MGS4 flashback..thing to him will feature him setting alight your memory stick after sensing you've played way too many hours of COD4....


May. 1, 2008 | 10:05 PM RockLou says:

CRAAAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN!!!
THESE WOOOOUUUNDS THEEY WIIIILL NOT HEEEEUUUULLLL!!


May. 2, 2008 | 10:55 AM Murad136 says:

Homo queers? HOMO QUEERS?!?! RAAArgh! Your a poo poo head silly plonka :D sorry, I can't control my little out-rages, this comment wasted your time, didn't it?

May. 2, 2008 | 5:20 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

yes.


May. 3, 2008 | 12:42 AM Goat-Man says:

I got Tomamoto and Rina Chan to do some great voice acting for my part. I just can't draw people good!
I've gone through about 4 different scetches of characters, an I just suck at drawing faces to much!
Am I much less likely to get in if I tone done the facial detail to something much more simplified?


May. 3, 2008 | 12:35 PM Im-A-Pirate says:

I'm not your buddy....
...

....

Guy.


May. 4, 2008 | 9:23 AM BlammerGuy says:

Ok, and also how come you have a broken whistle?


May. 4, 2008 | 11:38 AM emanhattan says:

that sucks. : ( no metal gear for mii


May. 4, 2008 | 1:22 PM Osuka says:

hey jonny, in case that i cant finish all my parts for the 20th, i have at least to the 21 to send it to you? i hope to finish my class this week so i can fully work on this project


May. 4, 2008 | 2:36 PM XxpanicwithmeXx says:

thats a lot!


May. 4, 2008 | 3:09 PM Professor-D-Weed says:

Good luck keeping your sanity when you watch all the shitty submissions. Try therapy or alcohol.... the second one works the best for me ;)


May. 5, 2008 | 10:25 AM TheUnknownEntity says:

mine is kinda from MGS4... maybe, its hard to tell, to bad its not very good though :D


May. 5, 2008 | 4:49 PM Tobromancer says:

I've got two flashes coming your way this week, both featuring snake...
I must say, it's kinda hard not including him in a metal gear flash...


May. 5, 2008 | 5:13 PM Slaye says:

by the way johnny the idea of solid snake on a plane with a bunch of snakes, umm that idea kinda came from G4 although they used vampires but that's probably where it came from,
Solid Snake on a Plane people get a better idea...


May. 5, 2008 | 10:01 PM Terrorize says:

Shagohod was not the first metal gear :3


May. 5, 2008 | 10:04 PM Sun-Wukong says:

"A FAT ROLLER SKATING EXPLOSIVES EXPERT"

Haha. Laugh, and grow fat!


May. 5, 2008 | 10:26 PM Grammer says:

If it's any comfort to know, if I had any talent in flash I still probably wouldn't submit anything.

I hope that makes you feel better.

May. 6, 2008 | 12:32 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

it doesnt


May. 5, 2008 | 11:00 PM Senri says:

Wow, all of the art for the game makes it look like a joke.
A fat rollerblading explosives expert... wtf?


May. 6, 2008 | 2:08 AM MarcusRaven says:

I know I made and submitted an MGS4 one. Just out of curiosity, was that the "maybe one based on part 4?" ^_^ I went for a complete personality 180 with a nice bit of violence. Also, a nice and shiny Metal Gear Rex. ^_^


May. 6, 2008 | 3:09 AM ElMicha says:

I love MGS. And would contribute some worked out stuff. If i only could use flash...


May. 6, 2008 | 4:30 AM Sawdust says:

Dude, what about a shampoo commercial?
I lack a voice though. :((


May. 6, 2008 | 7:41 AM DemitriousDoom says:

My submission will be a Johnny skit. When he goes to the bathroom to shit, notice how all you really hear through the door is him moaning.... That's what's based off my idea.


May. 6, 2008 | 8:27 AM Kflame says:

Sorry but it sounds like this colab isnt ever gonna come out if some people start submitting good flashes...


May. 6, 2008 | 8:43 AM chris-the-stick2 says:

argh, i love yo ideas


May. 6, 2008 | 8:49 AM Xaxrox says:

You didn't mention cardboard jokes.


May. 6, 2008 | 10:31 AM kharne3000 says:

Jesus Crist! I cannot believe that this game has so much potential. When I first saw the game, the first thought I had was that the game was another Pandora Tomorrow. I never thought that there would be guys with supernatural powers, let alone vampire faggots. This game has a motley crew of weirdos who need to be mocked and derided...BADLY!

You should move the due date up a couple weeks, or so, in order to fix the mess you guys have gotten yourself into. You also need to emphasize that you don't need to play the game in make fun of it it. The better (i.e. smarter) flash animators won't make a submission if they don't know anything about the game.


May. 6, 2008 | 1:18 PM The-Dark-Reviewer says:

you mentioned ALL OF THE SHIZNIT of Metal Gear, even the wiki. lol
YOU HAD GIVEN ALL BUT CARDBOARD BOXES. You gave like 7K words but none of them was on cardboard shit.

May. 8, 2008 | 2:52 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

i never in my wildest nightmares ever thought we'd get 50 box submissions.

also, i never thought to tell people TO FLATTEN ALL THEIR FONTS


May. 6, 2008 | 3:35 PM playstationaholic says:

what about 'Raven'?

May. 8, 2008 | 2:52 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

nobody has used raven either


May. 6, 2008 | 4:13 PM SkywalkerForce says:

Lets not forget the other metal gears and the new one in guns of the patriots there. also, i think we could have some smash bros jokes in there since he is in that too.


May. 6, 2008 | 4:20 PM irrelivent says:

Mine is really just a joke about Snake and smoking. Is that a problem? Have you been getting a lot of smoking jokes? I mean, I hope that it's at least animated well enough to excuse that. If you don't like it, I could always take it somewhere more unexpected, but I'm not redoing what I've got so far. I've spent WAY too much time animating 10 seconds of Snake lighting up just to be turned away.

May. 7, 2008 | 10:19 PM JohnnyUtah responds:

no thats fine


May. 6, 2008 | 5:46 PM Yottabyte says:

Koolio


May. 8, 2008 | 3:52 AM Bobbyballer says:

ur ghay u fukkin pedo


May. 8, 2008 | 6:01 PM SpedsonaPlane says:

The speds on a plane studios team is working on a submission right now (Don't worry, were decent writiers, and Big time metal gear fans (Don't worry, no planes, no boxes, we know what we're doing, sort of). Even though this isn't what we're doing, What I'd really like to see is a Flash of Fatman dancing to NumaNuma (the jiggling.... The horrible Jiggling...)


May. 9, 2008 | 3:17 AM mrflub says:

ok i know raiden aint much of a fave char, but im doin mine on wat happens wen u complete mgs 2 7 times. (u get sunglsses) should hopefully be funny


May. 9, 2008 | 4:00 AM mrflub says:

hey i got an idea!!! w00t! hey jonny im not a good animator (i found out iwhile trying to make my earlier comment) but sum1 should make a spoof o were colonal goes crazy in mgs 2 like "yo raidin foo' blap blapcrakas n cheese? whats up in da fo chizlle smizzle kung pow tizzle betty man dog g???flappidy flap wakka wakka bitch"
and raidens all like " o not much mista fonchim dawg fo smizlle stick sonic crabs?" like sumthin fucked up n funny


May. 9, 2008 | 10:11 AM Mixon says:

Damn, I would send my piece, but it's garbage and it's 30 seconds long :P


May. 9, 2008 | 7:12 PM Aman1 says:

Ive an idea...
How about something where snake is pinned behind a tree with "the end" keeping him under fire.
But his stamina is decreasing and he has to inch out to stab a frog or something :P and then of course is shot to bits. I'd do this but... not really experienced in these lol gl everyone


May. 9, 2008 | 8:38 PM TheMexicanMuffinMan says:

I've started and it's coming out pretty good. Hopefully there aren't that many Johnny Sasaki flashes?


May. 10, 2008 | 4:43 AM Daeowan says:

You present dilema really makes me wish I actually learned how to use Flash.

I hope shit picks up for you soon. Blamformers was epic, and I'm having trouble comprehending that people are dropping the ball with Metal Fucking Gear.


May. 11, 2008 | 1:22 AM UnrealCanine says:

Do you think it's possible to get something in now if I start? I was making my quiz and battle Royale, and my mind slipped. Sorry


May. 11, 2008 | 12:57 PM souled says:

Hey I sent my part are you using it? :)


May. 11, 2008 | 6:44 PM bladius1 says:

This must be really bad! COME ON PPL DO SUMTHING GOOD. well i can't really do flash myself but i have an idea if ne1 did ne MGS4 research then they will know RAIDEN (who well all love so much) 'Raiden is "falling apart" due to a traumatic experience that is yet unknown' and has to wear that suit thing he has on all pics but Kojima wouldn't say what the experience was so come on use it! i know i would if i could do flash :p(seriously the part underlined in the speech mark was actually copied from wiki) i know i posted this already but this is idea topic so u know though id post ere AND new idea ne1 remember CQC from MGS3 oh yea make sumthin bout that (this is probably too late ;( lol)


May. 11, 2008 | 7:00 PM bladius1 says:

OMG i know i double posted slap my wrists l8r but omg how a bout sumthing about the part where he totally gets off over that gun EVA gives him.... unless... it's been done already. omg how i wish i could do flash!


May. 12, 2008 | 10:47 AM M1KES says:

Hey johnny.. did you recieve my part?... I'm not sure it went through cause my email tends to skrew up when sending large attatched files. i sent it twice because the first one had some sound issues i didnt notice. Its the part where snake encounters grey fox. Please reply if you have the time.


May. 12, 2008 | 4:28 PM SuperSkittles says:

Mine mostly feature Snake, but it's REALLY a Psycho Mantis joke. With dinosaurs. And I've been working on it since day one. IT'S BOX FREE! I say all this cause I'm freaking out that I won't get in. We'll see soon, though, as it's about 98% done. 100 or so frames of one layer left.

Maybe I'll shit out this joke I've had about The Fury in 8 days and send that in, too.


May. 12, 2008 | 10:39 PM AntonioDotHack says:

i wish i could participate so badley!! i would rag on the old guy so much!! also the pain. lol, i just used a shotgun to kill him, he was too easy, but it took me a week to find out i had to use sound/heat sensor for old guy. ill give you my script, and hopefully, you make my dream come true :)

Snake: ~obnoxiouse grunting~

Old guy: ~ready's sniperifle~

Snake: ...~looks around~

Old Guy: ~shoots snake~

Snake: ~actually was a decoy snake~

Real Snake: AHA! I FOUND YOU YA OLD FART!!

Old Guy: CONFOUNDET!

(lol)


May. 13, 2008 | 12:57 AM Etackett2010 says:

The SHAGOHOD is not a metal gear, it was just a nuke launching tank, the first ever metal gear in the game's timeline is the metal gear raxa from Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops...


May. 13, 2008 | 2:35 AM Rabid-Turtle says:

Seriously though.. No one's done vulcan raven yet? Or how ocelot calls his troops? (Raaahwr). What about decoy octopus? Just the damn name sounds funny! Sheeuut.


May. 13, 2008 | 4:42 AM spartan112 says:

Man i wish i had played MGS and i wish i was any good at making flash AND i wish people would stop bitching at you....

P.S. Have you cheked out Tank Men: Infinity(i think) you shuld try and make a co-op-flash. (it would be so funny i would actuly roll on the floor laughing).

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