OFFICIAL RULES

You got about a month left on the METAL GEAR COLLAB.

I dunno, based on the submissions it seems like you all know "Snake" and his penchant for sneaking around like a pervert, but there's also a ton of potential for non-snake based submissions that isn't really being tapped. So far I've seen maybe THREE submissions (out of SEVENTY) based on mgs2 and 3. I mean thats just fucking ridiculous...and so far maybe one based on part 4.

Let me help you guys out here alittle. You have to work with:

A LITERALLY GAY UNDEAD VAMPIRE

CYBORG NINJAS

A FAT ROLLER SKATING EXPLOSIVES EXPERT

A CROSSBOW WIELDING SPIDERY OLD MAN THAT USES FEAR TO CONTROL HIS ENEMIES

AN INSANE RUSSIAN COSMONAUT THAT LOVES FIRE (AND IS PRETTY PISSED ALL THE FUCKING TIME)

SNAKES ARCH ENEMY THAT HAS HIS DEAD BROTHERS ZOMBIE HAND GRAFTED ONTO HIS ARM THAT SOMETIMES TAKES CONTROL OF HIS MIND AND EVEN MAKES HIM SOUND LIKE HIS DEAD BROTHER - WHAT

A DUDE THAT LOVES BEING STUNG BY HORNETS

A RUSSIAN MIND READER THAT KNOWS WHEN YOU LIKE PLAYING CASTLEVANIA

SNAKES THIRD CLONED BROTHER WHO WAS ACTUALLY AGED AND MADE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (AND WHEN NOT RULING THE COUNTRY WEARS A BADASS EXOSKELETON THAT COULD RIP APART DOCTOR OCTOPUS)

A DEAD GUY THAT CRIES BLOOD AND MAKES IT RAIN

AN OLD FART WHO WAS THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER LIVE AND HAS A PET PARROT AND GOOGLY EYES

A DUDE THAT HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS IN EVERY SINGLE METAL GEAR GAME

CRAZY BITCH WITH AN INSANE RAILGUN THAT CAN'T BE HIT BY BULLETS

YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BLACK WEAPONS EXPERT

NOT TO MENTION -

THE SHAGOHOD (THE FIRST METAL GEAR)

METAL GEAR REX

METAL GEAR RAY

You have a ton of material to work with here. If you want info on even more mgs characters and events, check em out HERE.

oh and p.s. all these characters got videos on youtube. just type in "metal gear solid" and their name into the search.